𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲
@im_all_id
middling jokes & existential dread // been seen in a meme or two
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Funny Snarky Humor
@funnysnarkyjoke
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious
RM
@dorsalstream
You know, for kids. Yes, I do have a newsletter (thanks for asking): howtotalk.substack.com. Or follow me on Medium at dorsalstream.medium.com
Doc Johnny Fever🎙
@nikimarinis
Weird Girl🔮Co-host of @LyricalCrimes podcast 🎤 Writer of dating & relationship comedy gold 💋📝 “You’re a Gen-X wet dream” - @MickeyBlowtorch
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@riotgrlerin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • subscribe •
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people.
Cooper Lawrence
@cooperlawrence
Multiple Gracie Award Winning Radio Host, TV chick @sunriseon7, Published Author, Irritant. Listen to me @CBSNewsRadio
westcoasttoast.bsky.social 🇨🇦 🟧🌈
@westcoast_dj
Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political. same @ on Sky & Mastodon. MAGAts GTFOH! I stand with 🇺🇦
︎ ︎ ︎Drac．🧛🏻︎ ︎
@lxcarion
ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ 'ᴛɪʟ ɪᴛ ᴋɪʟʟꜱ ʏᴀ ➖➖➖ twitter.com/search?q=from%…
erika
@yeeeerika
sr art director + experimental artist. everything i post is a joke except when it's not. chaotic good. she/her.
G
@stevensongs
What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
Alison the Read
@alisontheread
I have a headache. Probably researching something depressing. Quaker. she/her. linktr.ee/Alison.the.Red
SpacedMom
@copymama
Writer of freelance copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. / Header by the talented @mommy_cusses
Saint Ange
@angiee_ye
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follow @bencollins on bluesky
@oneunderscore__
ceo @theonion
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@momohler
Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
Mary Kobayashi
@marykoco
Formerly 1/4 of The Perfect Women on @adultswim 🍟 Currently 1/2 Japanese 🇯🇵
Rob Cee
@therobcee
I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal. therobcee.bsky.social
Jenny Doesnt Know
@highlyingenious
Books, snacks, horror movies, dark humor, cheese, & insanity covered cat by fur. Navy Veteran. She/her #BlackLivesMatter #Pride
clify
@bobsfunees
oops I didn't mean to RT that. alt whats older than main. clify. bsky. social
Matty
@bestestname
Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
J 🌹
@today_june_says
Welcome to Junetown. Avi is me or Aeon Flux. spoken for, 🚫maga, gen x, health, wellness, fitness 🚀
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD BOFA Economics
@buckyisotope
Hell, I love everybody.
Suki
@skickwriter
Wife, mom, hopeful romantic, whistler, Southern charmer and whisky sipper. Author of #Shine: A #Prohibition Love Story. #writingcommunity #indieauthor
AbbyDabbyDuh
@dearauntabby
Trying to laugh through the shitshow that is my life. My tweets in link below 👇
Mo
@mo_luchessi
I write, I do pharmaceutical things, and I sleep (sometimes).
Suzietine_Kryze
@suzietine_kryze
Sorry today is not the day I inspire you. Caribbean Ladybug
Eka Bakie
@ekabakie
She/Her. Catfish. Atheist. Queen of gif. Not nice. Certified dreamboat. 🌶️ sites in ⛓️🌳
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@toomanycommas3
just here to migrate old tweets to the good place fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️
Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻
@instantghosts
Fiction, art, horror. (Mostly) updates only. Find me same name at bluesky ➡️ twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Functionally Feral
@feralferrell
when I walk into a room I do not light it up, fuck
martha dumptruck 🚚🥤
@sa1martha
prepare to be overwhelmed
Kellalena
@topaz_kell
gag me with a spoon
𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛
@klobstar
complaints about me must be mailed to me with a self addressed stamped envelope | stuff I make: linktr.ee/klobstar | contact: [email protected]
Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! linktr.ee/dadmann_walking seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ
@celestephase
sith-y heathen. frog enthusiast.
horse dentist
@equine__dentist
horse god formerly known as balthazar the exalted
Annie Hatfield
@annehatfieldvo
Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. x.com/search?q=(from…
Daveastated
@daveastated
Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words. *Inventor of the flinglong* I only sleep to give my phone a break
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
🦁 Em
@emasinmoney
🥸👽👠🕸️
Jason, ex inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
The Lord of Leisure
@leisuregod69
They can’t all be zingers l 8x AWL l Cheapie l Please don’t take anything you see here seriously
Greg One Leg
@greg_1_leg
I’m Greg and I have one leg. It’s the most interesting thing about me.
Renée Meredith
@wumother
I went to the bluer sky. You should, too.
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Jennifer Killa Dilla
@hauntedjennifer
Haunted.
BStylin
@chicketypoo22
👩🏫👩🔬👩👦 🏳️🌈♋☀️ ♌🌜♏⬆️ 🎮🌳
mom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
momsoverhere.bsky.social @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
ely kreimendahl
@elykreimendahl
tv/film writer, comic, queer// 📲 @whenshappyhour1 @betchesluvthis ///🎤🌈 @gayshamecomedy- next up 3/21 @comedybrooklyn!
Emotional Support Wife
@acoronina
Should I stay or should I go
natalayhehoo
@highprobably1
MEH
stoned cold fox
@roastmalone_
no milk will EVER be our milk.
Katie D
@katiedeal99
Bios are hard. On Instagram as katiedeal99 twitter.com/search?l=&q=fr…
Bill
@onlyjustabill
Hardly a hero, just someone his mother might know
S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler
@_indica_sky
• these are my inside thoughts • shitposting my way to inner tranquility • however long that takes •
Huge Jacknuts
@breadedmark
Navy Vet. I bowled a 178 once. The quickest way to my heart is Frito Chili Pie… All tips go to veteran causes, meals and events. I’m @OldPizzaHuts too. Vet Rep.
Natalie Would
@_nataliewould
☕️buymeacoffee.com/nataliewould 🧚♀️amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…
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@ann_hedonia1
Non-committal hockey fan. Psych student. Part-time nihilist. Pro cat. Not fun at parties. No Maga.🇨🇦 Bluesky: Ann-Hedonia.bsky.social
SentientBunnySuit🐰
@suitsentient
What fresh hell is this? I mean, "Hi!" humor, data privacy, occasionally infosec. Never intelligence.
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@blondehotcoffee
i only tweet when i’m high or manic
meghan
@deloisivete
surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
inspector ratchet
@_hood_mona_lisa
Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
Dan Carney
@danmancarney
comedian, actor, writer ✉️: [email protected]
TheCrankyTherapist
@jesssprenglelpc
She/they. Eating disorder therapist. Intersectional feminist / queer / neurodivergent. Joy & liberation for ALL people, ALL bodies. Therapy is political.
The B.
@anerdonfire2
My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
live.laugh.toasterbath.
@kissabix
low calorie human.
erica
@ericanextdooor
making parlays & petting strays • 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎
Vinod Chhaproo
@chhapiness
Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-linktr.ee/chhapiness
Jin
@edgarpoop1
the worst ~ x.com/search?q=(from…