A lot of people don't know this about me, but I was actually in Rob Zombie's 'House of 1000 Corpses'. I played the role of 1000 corpses

(pure rage) hey why did you lock this PDF

Oh yeah you make some really good points!!!
Too bad you're clinically fucking insane

inspector ratchet They just keep telling me I have to be accountable for my own actions and I just keep eating fried chicken at my desk.

I like to make people at work feel like i need a chaperone

inspector ratchet Keep making your little jokes but I’m almost at that chia pudding recipe

They should make a website that is enjoyable and good

Cool argument! however, you look like you sell rocks

inspector ratchet

Happy Earth Day! 🌎

Each tweet of mine is hand-crafted and carefully selected with your worst interests in mind!

Am I eligible for Gronk’s USAA Insurance if my dad served in the KISS ARMY for 26 years?

Can you feel life moving through your mind?

Woke culture is out of control (I am being prosecuted for tax fraud)

When it comes to my country, I bleed red, white and blue thanks to a strain of meningitis that was thought to only affect rabbits I got from attending an unlicensed water park during parents weekend at Arizona State GO SUN DEVILS

Navigating the shadow realm (walmart)

If loving you is Mitt Wrongney, then I don't want to be Mitt Rightney

If I were on Little House on the Prairie, I would invent the internet.