Halloween costume idea: Al Vore, a cannibal in a suit and tie, saving the planet through the consumption of human flesh

trying to find the beauty in the hardest of times

Maybe today will be the day that you say fuck it and take off into the woods, never to be seen again. Go ahead. You've earned it.

*serves reality with divorce papers*

Sad girl ice cream sundae summer is over, time for fabulous murder ballad fall

I like my men like I like my books: hardbacked, doom-laden, and smelling of old glue

Rocks, feathers, pine needles, toy cars, dried up flowers, pills of mysterious origin and other treasures found in my sweatshirt pocket

This is your yearly reminder that if you’re not in the mood or don’t have time to carve a pumpkin this year, you can put the skulls of your enemies outside and place tiny candles inside them.

When a man tells me I scare him I take it as the ultimate compliment

"Be realistic" is hate speech

Meet me in the alley let's throw beer bottles at the dumpsters

“You’re so quiet” I fear if I speak I will manifest untold horrors

Max says happy new year guys and ghouls🖤

March morning in Montana ❄️

i have stood still for so long, my roots have pushed down into the earth; ivy grows around my feet

Despondence would be a lovely name for a girl

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Today, I had to call all my former lovers and inform them that they should get tested for ADHD.