Let's quiet it down on Twitter now, kids. The olds on the East Coast are already asleep.

LAPD releases photo of the suspect accused of fatally stabbing a woman on a LA Metro train earlier this morning. He is in custody, charged with murder, with a $2 million bond. LAPD believes there are more victims of his out there.

*homely

It's called 'self-defecating humor', dumb dumb. Don't you own a dictionary? It means making yourself the butt of the joke.

BREAKING: 2 military helicopters crash after mid-air collision in Malaysia, killing all 10 people on board

They should each be shown the Oct. 7 Hamas footage.

Jewish students at Yale in the face of the worst hatred they have seen in their lives, yet they manage to remain joyous and proud❤️ Happy Passover

Those New York jails probably stink tonight.

'Earth doesn't just have a day. It's 4.543 billion years old. Noone has ever been able to calculate exactly how many days that is.'

This clip from Columbia last night could be a scene in some kind of apocalyptic movie about everyone but the main characters being under some kind of mind control.

Happy Earth Day from Gavin Newsom’s
climate change leading California

MC Taylor rocks it

BREAKING: Harvard’s Palestine Solidarity Committee student group says it has been suspended by the university.

Jacob Remes Have you considered quitting your job and fucking off?

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Most authors also don’t have carpeted bathrooms Elon Musk