my favorite pastime is scrolling through the bodega cats instagram

scared

Just me in my own lil prison

Why does calling in sick to work, even when you’re genuinely sick, feel so fucking criminal ??

Garlic bread is a spoon

never leaving this website

christian bale: i am batman

christian braille: ⠊ ⠁⠍ ⠃⠁⠞⠍⠁⠝

imagine going through your first breakup and you have to join a Teams meeting in 7 minutes

first episode of black mirror was crazy. dude was literally cranking his hog

Would it be wrong to make a puppet for every voice in my head?