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@delicatelittle
My tweets are intended to be funny. Try it with a Canadian accent. Is it funny now? How about upside on your head? Funny yet?
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12-04-2011 00:17:29
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130 Followers
131 Following
Pugnado 🐾🌪
@luvpug
writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation
The Onion
@theonion
America's Finest News Source. A @globtetrahedron subsidiary.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson
Astrophysicist braid.ai/neildegrassety…
Rob DenBleyker
@robdenbleyker
Co-creator of Cyanide & Happiness. This feed is mostly comics, follow me on bluesky for brain rot. bsky.app/profile/robden…
Brian Hope
@brianhopecomedy
Father, husband, plant-based marathoner. Comedy album released! music.apple.com/ca/album/life-…
NukeyB
@nuclearblonde77
musician, chronic klutz and collector of cats IG: nuclearblonde77
☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠
@that_damn_duck
Sarcasm specialist, anti-inspirational tweeter & photographer. Instagram: same name. Check my photos out on Flickr. flickr.com/photos/1328599…
Fingers of Fury
@fingers_of_fury
Oxford comma enthusiast. Socially distant. Emotionally unavailable. Avi is a hobo I saw this one time. Twitter.com/search/from:fi…
Hakim Givens
@illtortuga
Bigfoot TheBigfoot
@hellobigfoot
HUNT, GATHER, WORRY
Rico Suave
@rapparick
Southern guy that still has all of his teeth! You guys make me laugh. I'm Rapparick on IG and Kik.
Shawn
@dudeimshawn
Dad. Husband. Navy Submarine Veteran. Hufflepuff. Rebel scum. Adrenaline junkie. Beer snob.
Chicken Pie
@openclassmx
I'm glad I kept all of my trophies. That way, my family can remember me on the way to the dump.
Joel Jeffrey
@joeljeffrey
6"2', 200lbs, misshapen head, beautiful skin. x.com/search?q=(from…
Rob Miller
@franzcapra
I usually work in film & TV and always talk about film & TV. Pop culture, board games, Formula 1, vinyl, the surreal and the sublime in Toronto, Canada.
Not Kelsey Grammer.
@cleverthanjewr
A Kyle Broflovski in a land of Eric Cartmans. Actual zookeeper.
Jason Maybe
@jason_maybe
nevermore
shael
@5hael
i tweet what my cat tells me to tweet
Tandy Hard
@starrriot
I'm so rope they call me Mr. Roper
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@momohler
Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
God
@thetweetofgod
No fornications given.
Hal O' be thy name.
@halbeerz
Polar bear whisperer. Weed whore. Merkin model.
Chopper
@chopper4jk
Yeah, I really just said that…Get over it - IG chopper4jk favstar.fm/users/chopper4…
transfer portal taylor
@bodybycheezits
Brent
@brentweets
Hi Brent! Just reminding you to write your bio. Love, Mom. P.S Underwear are in the wash, don't worry none of your friends can see this
bald ann dowd
@ali_sivi
my name is sivi and i am not american emmy award-winning actress ann dowd
Johnny Canuck®
@molotovjohnny
Noah sans Ark
@lunchbox_23
I used to drink beer in the shower, now I’m a dad. High Priest to the Hockey Gods. Montrealer in Ottawa. You deserve #M4A
PieGuy
@ilovepie84
My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Matty
@bestestname
Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
see more
@see_more13
Believes art should be used as an instrument for social change
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@janefkndoe
who’s your daddy?
Catherine Cerveny
@catcerveny
twitter.com/search/from:ca… THE RULE OF LUCK, THE CHAOS OF LUCK, THE GAME OF LUCK (Orbit). Rep’d by Rena Rossner @dhliterary
Balls Deep
@threalballsdeep
Don't bro me if you don't know me.
John to the World 🌎
@johnjokewriter
Multi-vaxxed for your pleasure. Former joke writer for Jay Leno. I’m a lot funnier when I’m paid to write material. At least that’s what I tell myself.
Dude In A Bear Suit
@dudeinabearsuit
The Eh Factor 🇨🇦
@angelaehh
I’m never serious unless I’m being serious. Fan of 🇲🇽, margaritas, meats & @edmontonoilers #letsgooilers
WhiteRabbit741
@thewrabbit741
Everything GameStop 🇺🇸Subscribe to the Rabbit Hole 🐰8 • $GME * ⚡️Disclaimer: Nothing on this page is financial advice
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
@sofarrsogud
🖊️ Some of my tweets are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts.
Guitarzan
@gguitarzan
Guitarist, friend, kindness matters. Backup acct. @gguitarzan2 Blue sky gguitarzan.bsky.social
Martin
@greenscoundrel
Middleage Monologues
@middleagem
I'm here for the funny... twitter.com/search?q=From%… favstar.fm/users/Middleag…
SoulBrodeler
@soulyodeler
Back at it.
orange shirt guy
@awkwardphilippe
I'm from Canada and they say I'm slow.
greg
@greg16676935420
im greg I like football and stocks and my birthday im from kentuckey. I'm a investor. I like to golf at the golf course @gregmultiverse • subscribe for $1 ⤴️
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@sundaedivine
bsky.app/profile/sundae…
SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩
@lorazekim
Villianous. Limbo champion. Trophy wife. Whisky. Pill popper. FAFO. Flirty. Rude motherfucker. 🚫DM 🔞 𝕏-rated. Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
tera-cotta
@notincharge7
Mother of 5, wife of 1, teacher of 20 years. If I don't write this down, did it really happen?
candor
@ceecastillo
Dad Jokes
@dadsaysjokes
Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.