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Fingers of Fury

@fingers_of_fury

Oxford comma enthusiast. Socially distant. Emotionally unavailable. Avi is a hobo I saw this one time. Twitter.com/search/from:fi…

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calendar_today05-04-2009 12:33:39

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online stores love to say “your order is on its way!” then when you go to the tracking number they gave you all of a sudden it’s “can you fucking relax?? we just printed the label..”

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Good morning to the lady who sits in the employee lot plucking her chin hairs every morning like she’s invisible in there. ✌️

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I can’t with this irony. Waiting in Starbucks for my mobile order. Old lady next to me says, you should nag them bc maybe they lost your order. Me: nah, I just placed it a few minutes ago. Barista: Karen! * old lady picks up the drink for Karen *