Jess Carpenter
@jesscarpwrites
Author, wife, & mom | My life on Instagram @jesscarpenterwrites | Read my books! 📖❤️⬇️
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Nancy Deane
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Twin mama | Freelance Writer | SF Bay Area | Palm Springs
BabyCenter
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We’ve got you — with real talk, real support, and real answers for your parenting journey. 💙 DM for customer support.
The Dad Briefs
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sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
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Ritu Bhathal ✍🏽📚💜 #ChickPeaCurryLit
@ritubhathal
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Robert Knop
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Kiss my Fat Ash🍑
@tobi_is_fab
Sometimes on @BuzzFeed @HuffPostParents @Cheezburger @boredpanda @ThePoke @theCHIVE @TODAYshow @Upworthy❤️ Jeff Goldblum & Oxford commas. Avi by @popartcartoonz
Anna
@annadoesntwant2
I say things ✨NYC mom✨writer @mcsweeneys @slackjawhumor @huffpost @the_belladonnas @scarymommy @littleoldlady__ @ummuddy @havencomedy @frazzledhumor
Sasswatch
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Lisa
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RLou72 🇨🇦
@keepitrealmom
Say what you mean & mean what you say. Life IS Good.
RedpillGoku™
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@cadenhermy
julian
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Wendy Waters
@wa_waters
CATCH THE MOON, MARY amazon.com/dp/1700193538……… FIELDS OF GRACE bit.ly/WWFOG PARADIS INFERNO amazon.com/dp/B0B9613BX6
Mommy Cusses
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Gila Pfeffer (as in ‘Hava Nagila’)
@gilapfeffer
NEARLY DEPARTED, a memoir about outsmarting my genetic destiny with chutzpah & humor coming in 2024 from @experimentbooks rep’d by @arcliterary. ✍️ McSw, NYT +
OneFunnyMummy
@onefunnymummy
Author of What It Means To Be a Mom out now
Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. sarcasticmommy.com
Ramblin Mama
@ramblinma
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Rachel Sobel
@whinecheezits
Mama. Do-over wife. Writer. Author. Truth teller. Repped by @ecniumata at @folioliterary [email protected] bit.ly/2ZIeLun
Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️
@unfilteredmama
I made this cocktail with a Capri Sun, so what? (she/her)
kelly andrew (updates only)
@kayaydrew
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Bella
@writtenbybella_
copywriter. content creator. dog & cat mom. she/her. IG & TikTok: @writtenbybella_
Terri Fry
@momlikethat1
Podcaster | Writer 🎙New episode every Tuesday. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Mom.Whine.Repeat
@momwhinerepeat
•Boy Mom👦👦 •Blogger/Content Creator 🤓 •Sometimes I sell cool stuff
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Little Quotes by Little Folks
@lilquotesbook
A collection of funny, profound and just plain absurd quotes from kids around the world. 📖 Order now! Submit your funny kid quotes 👇
That Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
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Mom Group Dropout
@mgd_unfiltered
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The Spicy Disaster Mama
@spicydisasterma
just a spicy bitch tweeting the good the bad & the ugly ~ wiping asses since 2016 ~ raccoon whisperer
Dad and Disorderly
@dadanddisorderl
Twin Dad making Dad Jokes while hiding in the bathroom.
Christina Crawford (some people call me Maurice)
@xtina_crawford
Writer, mom, taco enthusiast, hypochondriac. Big fan of the semicolon. Bylines @Newsweek @HuffPost @ParentsMagazine @HealthMagazine @ScaryMommy @Today_Parents
Jenna S.
@thatmidwestmom
Worlds okayest Midwest mom who needed an outlet for her jokes
The Hidden Snacks Mama
@hiddensnacksma
🇨🇦 Snacks taste better when they come out of hiding 🤫 Mom of 3 Tweet muses 🐣
Jacana Mommy
@jacanamommy
Professional Mom to 7 kids. Sharing mom life and more so you can laugh with me or laugh at me 😜 Content Creator at ScaryMommy
Madmommies
@madmommies2
thoughts from mad mommies
redyellowgreendance 💃🏻
@rygdance
Mom to two hilariously quotable boys. Link to my tweets: twitter.com/search?q=(from…
Artificial Parent
@artificialparnt
Doing my best attempt at marriage, parenting, and humor.
New_England_Dad
@new_england_dad
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Joline (Taylor’s Version)
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thequestionablemom
@questionablem0m
I lost my patience when I lost my bladder control, a mom memoir
bonjourbitchesblog
@bonjourbitches8
a little bit of bravo, a lot of BS
Uncute Mama
@uncutemama
dude, where’s my pregnancy glow?!
We Were On A Break
@wwoabpodcast
Navigating the struggles of adulting. 🎙Relationships, parenting, and sex. Life is messy but WE are messier! Top 1,000 in comedy! Check us out 🎧 NSFW 👇🏼
snarkandlemons
@snarkandlemons
When life gives you 🍋’s it’s okay to bitch about it. User of twitter to make my IG pretty🤷♀️ Follow on IG ➡️ @snarkandlemons
Momming Glory
@momming_glory
wins and woes of motherhood Content Creator @ScaryMommy IG: @momming_glory
The Momster Club
@momsterclub
We all know what happens to Mama when she counts to 3. Instagram.com/momsterclub linktr.ee/Momsterclub
Ingrid
@itsingridsworld
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Coffee to Wine
@coffee_towine
we help moms with what you need most: a laugh + some love + things to do + curated recs through our site & newsletter. sign up & join us👇🏼 #ctowreads
Chelsea Kunz (Karen Disapproves)
@kdisapproves
All things Karen would disapprove of🥳 As seen on Scary Mommy & Today Parents ❤️ [email protected]
Dave Hollis
@davehollisbooks
night owl and writer of #YAFantasy. ex-gamer, ex-mormon, exhausted. coffee is life, y'all. he/him. #blacklivesmatter, ya goobers.
Dad Notes
@d_a_d_n_o_t_e_s
I’m Daniel. Father of 3. Husband. Lunchnote doodler. Sharer of childrens’ ridiculousness.
HoneyMustardMama
@honeymustardma
Mama with trauma trying to pass down my truths, not triggers ~ Humor | Mental Health | Sillies | Perspective ~ IG: HoneyMustardMama
emma✨
@booksofemma
✰ slowly turning into a pjo, tsitp & soc stan acc ✰ cr: 6 different books lol ✰
Peanut App
@peanut
Meet new friends throughout all stages of pregnancy and motherhood. Apple's Best Apps of 2021. 🏆 Download the Peanut app here. ⬇️
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@maryfairybobrry
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Karen
@antsybutterfly
🇨🇦 An over-sharing #AnxiousMom to one free spirited boy. twitter.com/search/from:an…
Professional Worrier
@pro_worrier_
My mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries.
Mommy Needs a Life
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Mom of 3. Finder of things. Drinker of gin.
Stay at Homies
@stayathomies
Taking a break from sarcasm to try and help our 2 friends in Asheville that lost everything. Link in bio 💗