Why did people stop tweeting about grocery prices? I just left the store and holy friggin balls

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

temu ass bush administration

As our nation girds for possible Iranian terrorist attacks, this is the person Trump put in charge of terrorism prevention. 22 years old. Recent work experience: landscaping/grocery clerk. Never worked a day in counter-terrorism. But he’s a BIG Trump fan. So he got the job.

“No leaks!!” Ted Cruz told Tucker Carlson 5 days ago that we were striking Iran.

The Script has been distributed to paid influencers.

If Joe Biden has misspelled his own name in a tweet, Fox would be calling for his removal and running it on a loop 24/7.

Seeing Lauren Boebert on the steps of the capitol and the back door of the White House smiling about kicking people off their health care makes my blood boil. I’m Eileen Laubacher. I’m running against Boebert this election. Help me get to 50k followers to grow this campaign!

Karoline Leavitt later this week:

2025 feels like being awake during surgery

When do we start asking if the massive destruction to the National Weather Service and NOAA is how massive flash floods came out of nowhere in Texas. There are dozens of missing children.

This is WILD. The reason Trump defunded the National Weather Service leading to the deaths of all those girls in the Texas flood is because PROJECT 2025 THOUGHT WEATHER PREDICTION SCIENCE WAS TIED TO EVIDENCE OF CLIMATE CHANGE.

The Intellectualist As a Wharton professor grading Donald's letter in a public communications course, I assign 28/100. Strengths: The letter uses a formal structure and assertive tone to convey intent clearly, with rhetorical emphasis on national security for persuasion. Weaknesses: Awkward

Never accept this as normal. This is an invasion.

how do you fuck up an AI this badly my god

they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of an episode of 30 Rock

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

In just the last day, Colbert was cancelled, PBS and NPR were defunded, and Trump threatened to sue even conservative outlets like the Wall Street Journal and NewsCorp over revelations related to Epstein. It sure looks like an open attempt at authoritarian control of the media.

Republicans against Trump In 2016, JD Vance called Trump "reprehensible" over the Access Hollywood tape, tweeting: "Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us." He also privately called Trump a "moral disaster" and indicated he believed Trump committed sexual

Kids will trash your car then look you straight in the eye and ask you why it’s so messy.