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calendar_today15-04-2020 21:42:56

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I played a ninja turtle version of shoot fuck marry with my friends and now I’m getting non stop ads for ninja turtle gear. I KILLED LEO I DO NOT WANT HIM ON MY BELT

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I overheard someone say that hocus pocus 2 shouldn’t be considered a kids movie like the original bc there are drag queens in it. Oh, so murdering a kid in the opening scene of the first movie is more appropriate for children?! Gotcha gotcha

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Every time I am on a FaceTime call with a man I am immediately jealous of their ability to grow a beard to hide their chin/s