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The Hidden Snacks Mama

@hiddensnacksma

🇨🇦 Snacks taste better when they come out of hiding 🤫 Mom of 3 Tweet muses 🐣

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calendar_today11-03-2020 04:08:52

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My 3yo was angry with me because she couldn’t go out with me AND watch TV at the same time. I hereby admit that it’s all my fault.

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Today, I told myself to “take it easy” in the midst of all the parenting chaos and I did. The world didn’t end. Will I remember to do this tomorrow? Probably not.

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My 5yo has informed me that when mommy reads bedtime stories that she sounds cuter than I do. I don’t know what I’m meant to do with this information.

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My kid: What colour is a polar bear’s skin? Me: White? My kid: Wrong! It’s black! What colour is its fur? Me: White? My kid: No it’s clear! You need to go back to school.

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Me: Good night babies My almost 6yo: I’m not a baby anymore If anyone needs me I’ll be in the corner, sobbing uncontrollably, while picking up the pieces of my broken heart.

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What does “𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗶 𝗶𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲” mean? Asking for a mother of an almost four year old.