Rodney Lacroix

@rodlacroix

Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: linktr.ee/RodLacroix | Latest Tweets: t.ly/stte | Top Tweets: bit.ly/3HTyfV5

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Ashley Willis (McNamara)

@ashleymcnamara

You can find me on BlueSky: bsky.app/profile/ashley… Senior Director of Developer Relations @GitHub.

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Amber Sparks

@ambernoelle

Your garbage mom; wrote AND I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU; HAPPY PEOPLE DON’T LIVE HERE ‘25; rep’d by @KentDWolf; I just want you to be happy, honey

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Sarah J. Hass

@tacko_belle

Playing the violin, competitive swimming, and coin collecting are all things I have decided not to pursue

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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ

@elle91

Writer, animal foster person, 69 inches tall. If you let me write for your thing, I'll kiss you right on the head. Venmo/yael91, IG/the.yael

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sixfootcandy

@sixfootcandy

Loves animals more than most people.

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Cooper Lawrence

@cooperlawrence

Multiple Gracie Award Winning Radio Host, TV chick @sunriseon7, Published Author, Irritant. Listen to me @CBSNewsRadio

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Holly Ballantine

@hollyballantine

Wife. Mom. Comic.

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Hollie Harris

@allholls

Writer. Mom. Storyteller. #GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.

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@dad_hard

@kunkelcomedy

Work Hard, Play Hard, @dad_hard

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trash jones

@jzux

full-time music supervisor, part-time idiot

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Ghostface Kryllah

@kryzazzy

𝕌𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕦𝕣 𝕊𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝔼𝕘𝕘 𝕄𝕔𝕄𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕟 𝔼𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒𝕤t

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Josh Gondelman

@joshgondelman

Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.

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LL Gabagool Jay

@jaytorch1031

404 Error - Bio Not Found to be Funny or Interesting Enough

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Preschool Gems 💎

@preschoolgems

LOVE. DEATH. MAGIC. Catalogued by Leslie McCollom. Book out now from @PenguinRandom! Get one, why don't you?

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cella

@cellapaz

i’m a piece of work

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MicheleWojciechowski

@themichelewojo

National award-winning writer, author, and humorist. Also editor, speaker, and comic. Amateur drummer. #AFOL #FBR Married to @beradify. Easily amused.

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RUTH BUZZI

@ruth_a_buzzi

Love, peace and laughter.

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Grace

@gracecamille_

i have read Infinite Jest 3 times

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Lane Moore💿4/26 BOULDER, 5/2 NJ, 5/24 Seattle

@hellolanemoore

JOIN MY NEWSLETTER: LaneMoore.Substack.com🔮Podcast: Patreon.com/LaneMoore🎧Listen to "FINAL GIRL" out now on @mint400records🩻

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jentleman and a scholar 🐱

@philoso_foster

philosophy phd student. co-founder of @CogtweetoSeries w/ @Angry_Cassie. @jenfoster on the other website

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maddie, hot dog enthusiast

@damnitmadeline

kindergarten special education teacher // she/her // abolish ICE // abolish police // Black Lives Matter // 🇵🇸

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Lady Lawya

@parkerlawyer

divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | instagram.com/parkerlawyer | please send all dms to @funderlaw | twitter.com/search/from:pa…

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Marly

@verbsrproudest

Mom, Wife, Scribbler - Tweets twitter.com/search/from:ve… OR exc replies twitter.com/search?q=from:… header by talented friend @bucmarvin

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Jamie Kenney

@lacomtessejamie

Writer @Romper & @ScaryMommy. Plump partridge. All four Golden Girls at once. She/her. Tweets mine.

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Lindsay

@rollinintheseat

Hi, I'm Lindsay. I use a wheelchair to get around most of the time. Most of my tweets are about life from the sitting down perspective.

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Boyd's Backyard™

@theboydp

I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: twitter.com/search?q=from%…

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Eli McCann

@elimccann

New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Host of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: itjustgetsstranger.com

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sarah

@sarahradz_

🇨🇦

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⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹

@metickleu

Raggedy Ann in a Barbie world funnytweeter.com/user/metickleu #fuckcancer My superpower is battling colon cancer.

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It’s 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙖, actually

@hourlongsauce

One half of The Mixed Tag Podcast | Awkward AF | SKOL 💜

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Be Kind Of Witty

@bekindofwitty

Mom life - Humor | Tweets: twitter.com/search/from:be…

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Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll

@teacherontopic

Half dad on my father's side. Unionized. Personal account, tweets are my own views. I teach little kids and coach big ones.

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Sarcastic Mommy

@sarcasticmommy4

I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. sarcasticmommy.com

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bananafanafofisa

@lisaxy424

My mind is the live studio audience forced to think I'm hilarious...forever. I’m mediocre at ukulele but very good at crying. Birds are my new thing. she/her

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Simon Holland

@simoncholland

Olympic Hopeful

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Emily ™

@emily_tweets

typical scorpio; easily distracted 🔗x.com/search/from:em…

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Kate oh no

@kateness8

I’m doing amazing, sweetie • she/her • as seen on buzzfeed that one time • Reese’s Goblin • wishlist: amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

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Henpecked Hal

@henpeckedhal

Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. instagram.com/henpecked_hal/

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Midge

@mxmclain

Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol

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Your Mom

@modernmomese

29|SAHM|Married - Once went viral over a tweet about waffles. Just a mom with a crazy life & beautiful family.

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Marcy G

@bunandleggings

parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive

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Lara Ehrlich

@thelaraehrlich

She/Her BOOKS: Animal Wife (2020) & Bind Me Tighter Still (2025) @redhenpress TEACHING: @thoughtfoxwritersden PODCAST: @WMM_Series WEB: LaraEhrlich.com

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eLeni

@elenizarro

Be funny, be kind, but ffs stop saying literally. 🐎 💜

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Real Life Mommy

@reallifemommy3

Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

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That Mom Tho

@mom_tho

contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: twitter.com/search?q=from%…

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mom mom mom mom mom

@notmythirdrodeo

momsoverhere.bsky.social @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

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Kona Slater

@konaslater

Casting devious stares in everyone's direction. Seen on @buzzfeed @huffpost @thePoke @cheezburger My tweets:

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@itssherifield

@itssherifield

Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield linktr.ee/shevinmusic

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stoned cold fox

@roastmalone_

no milk will EVER be our milk.

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NicholasG

@dad_at_law

Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*

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Introvert Problems

@introvertprobss

Can I stay home and read a book instead? Providing humor and memes about the introverted life.

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One Awkward Mom

@oneawkwardmom

wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ Twitter.com/search/from:on…

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I Hide From My Kids

@ihidefrommykids

writer | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇

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McDad

@mcdadstuff

I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. threads.net/@mcdadstuff Find more of my tweets here ⬇️

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Tori

@torithemom

Wild Unicorn

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Shattered Table Taco

@bgschnikelfritz

What’s the scuttlebutt? Do not DM me unless you give me your grandmother’s secret recipe Twitter.com/search/from:bg…

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Bird Eckler

@birdeckler

They should make a moral fiber supplement

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Dr. Love

@wittysnuggles

Relationship Therapist

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Joe

@joenahnah

Husband and Dad working from home, sharing funny stories and little pops of sunshine. Writer, baker, learner, laugher.

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Twinstant Family | Lisa

@twinstantfamily

Twitter is just like real life. I talk about my kids and our life only to find out I’m just talking to myself. 100% mom, wife, mess. #IVF #ASD

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meghan

@deloisivete

surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below

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erica

@ericanextdooor

making parlays & petting strays • 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎

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Doc McMuffins

@cynical_parent

Air Plant Murderer/Coffee Lover/Sarcastic Introvert/Video games ❤️/Baker of Carbs/Wicked Smaht/Domestic Supplier of Infants

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Nayele18

@nayele18maybe

I don’t want to hold your baby. x.com/search?q=from:…

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Thoughts of Dog

@dog_feelings

infinite knowledge ¨̮

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Lil Bit 🌈

@lizerreal

Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)

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Not Today Eric

@nottodayeric

Gen X Superhero | Simple Man | Food Lover | Nike Fan | Loud Laugher | Always Wear Black

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The Mom at Law®

@themomatlaw

Attorney. Writer. Mom. twitter.com/search?q=from%…

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McErin☘️

@colleen_eileen

flagrantly mediocre.

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