I've been trying to figure out why I don't want to take Ozempic, and I finally realized it's because I don't want to.

If you're making excuses for bad men— you are a bad man.

Complaining about kids in public spaces during daylight hours is misogynistic. You know children exist, your internalized expectation is that a woman should be at home with those children out of your sight. Hate to be the one to break it to you.

Toronto is the 'eldest daughter at the airport' of cities and I won't elaborate

I don't think people realize how little relevance Jerry has to the younger kids. Even ten years ago the college set didn't get the references.

That guy who shared his mom's Christmas agenda changed my life, I think about her all the time. Yesterday I bought a local bakery's chicken pot pie for dinner with my parents as if I were in the Hallmark of the Pacific Northwest

Canadians have very distinctive accents. We don't like to admit this. We don't want a national identity. Sorry, we have one and it's that we sound very specifically Canadian.

Americans are getting very defensive about this but it's true. Also a surprising amount of people in the US don't know where Vancouver is so I always just say I'm from Canada

I'm in those places

Reading @jezebel in my cubicle in my twenties made me want to be a writer, so I'm thrilled to share my first article for them on a vitally important topic: ravioli portions. jezebel.com/raviolis-day-o…

Lorebombing

just matt for supreme court You don't want a boat; you want a *friend* who has a boat.

Do you remember your parents’ pet name for you? Mine was Anne Hatfield.

people who disapprove of lying simply do not have a storyteller's soul

I find it kind of epic, I find it kind of fail

you know what’s a glamorous outlet for the miserable woman? archery