Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD... (Puns, Am Dram, Cats)
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http://www.pauleggleston.com 20-07-2009 20:08:48
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Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]GlennyRodge
@GlennyRodge
Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.Olaf Falafel
@OFalafel
Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here: https://t.co/cvc5YqdPXoAlf
@whoelsebutalf
Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT. Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDayJason
@NickMotown
Musky sly old foxy stoat.Andy Ryan
@ItsAndyRyan
Recent nonsense: https://t.co/yUY55mGY6gIan Power
@IHPower
If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.Gary Delaney-next tour 2025
@GaryDelaney
One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.Daniel Edison
@DanEdisonComedy
One-liner comedian / writer of nonsense. I post original jokes. Jack of all trades, master of pun. Also on Instagram.joe heenan
@joeheenan
Award losing stand up comedian. Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show. Subscribe here https://t.co/Ts0zTiHNI9Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦
@craiguito
I do stand-up and tweet silly things. My podcast Trish of the Day out now, link below.Flups
@TheRealFlups
I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.Neil
@_Enanem_
What will survive of us is love.Balderdash
@notDcfcBoss
I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door, the layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize.Gareth George - Groan Man 🏴🇪🇺
@groanman2020
My wife wants to spice up our sex life with a broken hosepipe, which is very kinky.christhebarker
@christhebarker
Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. Follow me for good pics and photos of ham I sometimes feed the sparrows too.Oonagh
@Okeating
Your mum. (Avi - Sea Dreams by Marie Lucas Robiquet)Stevie Vegas (Steve the Juggler)
@SteveJuggler
Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). I aim to please! Host/Producer/Puntestant @UKPunOff https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfsBuckers
@deathofbuckley
I’m from Birmingham.Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
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@phantasmorania
Blather. Returning tweep. Not sure I like what you’ve done with the place 👀Matthew 🦆🦤🦩🖖
@mcamason
He/Him, Trek-obsessive.elon musk
@EMusk87530
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@SJ_Murray
Ph.D (@Princeton), EMMY-nominated, award-winning filmmaker. Translated the Ovide moralisé. Founded The Greats Story Lab. Professor @baylor, speaker @tedxKathyDavis
@KathyDavis45866
Strictly blue, love reading, enjoy walking my pet, and worked in the medical field 20+years.OUGAIN Nass
@OUGAIN1
(Amour du prochain) École Nationale d'Administration ENA Lomé-TogoEnd of Daze
@Petel30983171
A middle aged dad. Hobbies include motorcycling , carpentry and amateur butchery, sometimes all three at the same time. Still very much a European.Stephen P. Shaw
@spshaw0bserver
i'm human; i think.@[email protected]
@IanYorston
Geek. Retired. Born at 319 ppm. Teach. Talk. Write. Read. Code. Smile. #DigitalStrategy #CompSci #AI #RAFOfficer #ElectronicWarfare @UniOfOxford @RadleyPhysicsMikey
@mikey_the_twit
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Dominic
@dominicg97
Suit and tiredBen Maverick
@TheBenMaverick
I tweet stuff I like. 39 - tattooed and pierced nerdy, music lover, #CanucksGaara 01
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Paul the Perv
@Paul_the_Perv
Bescumberee. Jobby-fondler. Vomguzzler #felixcult 🩸DC
@DisDubing
Dis-ease. Doubt. Despair. Futility. Decay... the horror... the horror... What? No, don't wake me up!! - I didn't say I wasn't enjoying it. Cthulhu for the win!Rob Kock
@_RockBok_
'Random Inspiriational Quote'| Husband of the worlds greatest (fabric) designer (https://t.co/vCfqfFPPRG) |Maastricht University-Science and EngineeringRossco
@IsThisRoss
They're coming fin by fin until the whole boat sinksTony Lydon
@Tony_Lydon
Mike Barnett
@mikebarnett58
Very lucky man. Married to Alison who is as clever as she is lovely. Opinions are my own, but may resemble those already expressed by people cleverer than me.Phoebe Morton
@pcmmorton99
Researcher Candour productions, MA Journalism @LeedsTrinity, Law with American Studies graduate @SussexUni, 24. She/her. Documentaries, film, books, comedy.Swaefastide
@Swaefastide
One of the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab Translucent and primarily conceptual, to facilitate flight Pontiff of the Holy SeaFeargal Murphy
@Feargaling
Definitely not subscribed to that blue tick nonsense. He/Him.Simon Morawetz
@SYMorawetz
On the infinite quest for the perfect Simpsons~AFL crossoverGilbert Baker Film Festival-Int'l LGBTQIA+ Tribute
@GilbertBakerFF
International Virtual LGBTQ+ Film Festival Community, Connecting, be Seen, Heard, Valued, Loved, & Represented | Dec2022/early2023 | #GBFF2022 #filmfest #lgbtqD T
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Paul Doggett
@Paul_Doggett
Foam-injected Axl RoseJoffre Swait
@JoffreSwait
🇺🇸 🇧🇷 🇨🇱 My life for yours. There will indeed be death, And a feast of sacrifices.D Webb
@dw06789
NCCC supporterurbanvintageManchester
@jaybee7t7
They who stay quiet in the void.
@The_Farwall
I am missing The devil's kingdom In the dark Where women are kings https://t.co/OPJUEsn7kyJust Gill
@Just_Gill1
Just make me laugh! Love IS the answer. My face has touched Ben Elton's face.Philarsopher
@philarsopher
Philosophy lecturer; Arsenal fan. Occasionally tweets cover both bases.Steve H
@sfh300
#Rejoiner. #Augenöffner (hopefully). “He do the Police in different voices.” Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare. 🇺🇦💙💛 ✡️ #🟦 @sfh300.bsky.social.Mike Taylor
@tufbananas
Optimistic curmudgeon. Devastating U-13 inswing bowler. Trini Posse 1998/2004. Drunken Monkey veteran. Old Manc. Some tufts remain.al
@shorteralexj
Dr. Shadi Bartsch
@ShadiBartsch
Classics professor at UChicago. I lead IFK, a discipline-agnostic group who bring together humanistic and scientific ideas.Andrew
@gingercapricorn
Handsome, funny and talented. Are words I use to describe my friends.Andy Jenkinson
@andyuglifruit
Records & Writes Music, makes Teletext art, programs ZX Spectrums, plays Call Of Cthulhu, reads books, teaches music technology, writes stuff.Mark Bowman
@bowdog
Making ink drawings these daysMY KIND OF WEIRD
@mykindofweird_
Host/writer at ‘My Kind Of Weird’ | Comics/Music Blogger, Vlogger and Shit Podcaster | Over 1K Youtube subs (if that means anything to you) | Watch here 👇 👇Doug Clinton
@dclinton
I write software. Mostly in Scala at the moment. He/him also at @[email protected]Dr. Shane Gordon
@DrShaneGordon
Director of Strategy at East Suffolk and North Essex FT and member of East of England Clinical SenateAndy C
@AndyC86286353
D Holmes
@DavidNHolmes
Nasty. Brutish. Short. 🔔🔚Daniel Baker/Homemade disco
@homemade_disco
Promoter of electronic music in East London @stowtradeshall . Trying to tweet more.Richard Osborne
@RichAFOsborne
Cakes and aleLorna D
@lozzy_foo_foo
Just cats. And films.josephj
@josephj636718
Don McGowan {the ethical Blue Tick}
@donmcgowan
Take pictures and moan about the government; in that order. Art and music obsessive. Scottish by birth, Gloucestershire by residence.