I like shots that look like they could be alternative Doctor Who casts like this one of lost Doctor Frankie Howerd with his companions Wendy Richards and Paul McCartney in their controversial yellow TARDIS interior. Show me yours (if you want…)

Focus on Joaquin.
Pull focus to window.
Gaga draws perfect cock.
Pull focus back to Joaquin.
Joaquin moves head.
Joaquin smiles perfectly.

You are in the hands of fucking professionals.

Focus on Joaquin.
Pull focus to window.
Gaga draws perfect cock.
Pull focus back to Joaquin.
Joaquin moves head.
Joaquin smiles perfectly.

You are in the hands of fucking professionals.

That note tho…

That note tho…

Another one for the Community Notes Hall of Fame…

Someone has got AI to imagine the scenes inside the 1922 committee…

How does he think it feels to live here? I don't even dare wear clothes in case I get mugged. I just wander round nude with my Oyster card jammed up my arse.

Never look directly at an eclipse. My friend did and look what happened…

It's Dublin next - get your tickets coz either you'll enjoy it, or you'll think it's shit, and that's a talking point too. sites.google.com/view/fesshole

The Tories' worst nightmare…

Jonathan Gullis MP Saqib Bhatti MP Jo Gideon MP Staffordshire Uni Stoke on Trent College The City of Stoke-on-Trent Sixth Form College Department for Science, Innovation and Technology #seagullis

Well I never! I thought it would have been the zoo or the castle… 😳