Just watched Ben Wheatley’s ‘Sightseers’ with my son and he’s not happy; but I don’t blame myself, four can be a difficult age.

I'm so fed up with people jumping on the bandwagon. I was the first person to jump on a bandwagon and now it seems like everyone's doing it.

Imagine if stand up comedy was like twitter and every joke a comedian told they had to have an argument about it with ten men.

Cat hairs are measured in furlongs.

I saw the phrase 'unself-consciousness' this morning, intended as the opposite to self-consciousness, but to me it reads as consciousness of the unself. Which I like, but it’s a different thing.

Here I am talking about my new book and the benefits of rewilding! And recommending titles on rewilding by Catherine Barr lindsay littleson Ella Beech & #EmilyHawkins Ben Martynoga & Moose Allain Ꙭ 🌿🌳🌿

Comedian = tragedy + time + Ian

We’ve got a comedy festival here in Exeter on 7/8 June. Who needs Edinburgh?!

I want to die on a hill over some point of grammar, surrounded by family.

I love drawing owls. Almost as much as ducks.

The Rapture is a superb opportunity if you want to simply disappear and start again with a new life and new identity somewhere else.

Le Tossier more like

This is such sad news. Poltimore House is a remarkable place and has been host to film shoots (see Meat Bingo’s Surveyor), film schools, exhibitions, festivals… and those are just the things we’ve been involved with. All amongst its incredible decaying beauty.

Oh… hold on. Wait… it looks like I DO have a book on object permanence.

Eclipse - the comedown

After the eclipse

The eclipse

Oh… hold on. Wait… it looks like I DO have a book on object permanence.

I cannot apologise enough for this. Please block me for my own sake.