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joe heenan

@joeheenan

Award losing stand up comedian.
Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show.
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There's that big question about Die Hard that comes up at this time every year & the answer is yes...
Bruce Willis is a ghost

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My 9yr old son walked into the livingroom looking sad
'What's the matter, pal?' I asked
'What if the Coronavirus is around at Christmas? Santa won't be allowed in the house' he replied
I cuddled him, looked into his eyes & said
'Santa's not real you stupid cunt'

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In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest Paul McDaniel discuss, among other things, what would make kids pray for the Child Catcher and the immortality of wombats.

'Skin that sheep in a sexy way.'

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In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest @PaulPmcdaniel discuss, among other things, what would make kids pray for the Child Catcher and the immortality of wombats. 'Skin that sheep in a sexy way.' buzzsprout.com/2208783
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Was a real honour being asked to do this great podcast. Have a listen to me get Jennifer Coolidge film facts wrong.

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Listening to this is a cracking way to start your week off.
Get it on spotify or apple or wherever you download your podcasts & give us a wee follow Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show Cheers ya smashers!
open.spotify.com/episode/6P01O0…

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During lockdown I wrote a script & sent it to various people.
I have just received this email from someone at Netflix.
Never give up on your dreams

During lockdown I wrote a script & sent it to various people. I have just received this email from someone at Netflix. Never give up on your dreams
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It’s my Mum’s 70th birthday today! The whole time they have been together my Dad has always hand drawn her greetings cards and she’s kept every single one, here are a few of my favourites … firstly when she was pregnant with me..

It’s my Mum’s 70th birthday today! The whole time they have been together my Dad has always hand drawn her greetings cards and she’s kept every single one, here are a few of my favourites … firstly when she was pregnant with me..
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NEW EPISODE DAY

In this episode Stu & Joe discuss why Eddie Redmayne doesn't deserve to be the new Robin Askwith and the importance of not being near a hungry Jeff Goldblum.

'I need a block of ice and a big knife and I need you to act surprised.'

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NEW EPISODE DAY In this episode Stu & Joe discuss why Eddie Redmayne doesn't deserve to be the new Robin Askwith and the importance of not being near a hungry Jeff Goldblum. 'I need a block of ice and a big knife and I need you to act surprised.' buzzsprout.com/2208783
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