Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.

Just bought some posh cheesey puffs from Waitrose. They're called Whatwhatwhatsits.

A guy just caught me saying 'good morning, Judith' to a cow in a field.
I was so embarrassed; it was Angela, not Judith.

A guy just caught me saying 'good morning, Judith' to a cow in a field.
I was so embarrassed; it was Angela, not Judith.

27 all-time funniest times photoshop legend James Fridman did exactly what people asked him to
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Rwanda Bill is probably just another one of Grant Shapps’ aliases.

I see Laurence Fox is trending. I guess it must be about a film or telly programme he’s in or something.

The second rule of fight club is please ensure the village hall is left in a clean and tidy state following the conclusion of every meeting.

“Soss-idges”

“Soss-idges”

Fucking dogs been digging in the back garden again.

The second rule of fight club is please ensure the village hall is left in a clean and tidy state following the conclusion of every meeting.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it might be my mate Terry. He does that.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it might be my mate Terry. He does that.

Her: I bought a wireless bra today.

Him: What's the password?

This is actually really rather sad.

I see Laurence Fox is trending. I guess it must be about a film or telly programme he’s in or something.

You know those bed sheets you sometimes see saying something like 'Happy 40th Carol'?
Ghosts with tattoos.

Did somebody ask AI what it would look like if Trump had pissed off Des Lynam?
(Image: Christine Cornell)

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating potatoes, not from relationships.