He's Back And He's Schmucktacular!
@SchmuckOnAHorse
Mild-mannered CPA by day, miserable curmudgeon by night. Followed by @mrsdash.
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https://twitter.com/search?q=from:SchmuckOnAHorse%20-filter:replies 23-10-2016 01:41:20
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@WetMascara
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@RiotGrlErin
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@toomanycommas3
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@reallifemommy3
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@ilovepie84
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@MadHatterMommy
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@CunniLinguist77
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@SvnSxty
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@QueenVofCoffee
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@gbergan
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@TheCiscoKidder
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@PopeAwesomeXIII
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@ADHDeanASL
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@rn_murse
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@BerrymoreBlue
Sarcasm and Anxiety. I love dad jokes and mom bods.Jane Says...
@CrisisLined
On a certain level, this is therapy. Mental Health trains of thought vary… I write to keep the moments, and to let them go. Dreaming is my default setting.🦋★·.·´Ana`·.·★🦋
@fairy20209
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@M3lissaLastname
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@JamSt1977
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@xanaxxcereal
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@sodapopstardust
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@ThaRealJRob
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@JurassicJells
a stupid girl ⚾️ #GoHalosNaïve American
@nahdude83
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@verseweave
when life shackles, i turn to intoxication. in art, in beauty, in ecstasy, in poetry.HunnyHiive
@HunnyHiive
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@wednesday0525
Marine Corps Veteran Living in Japan.Melanie
@MelaniePoupou
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@MelsAlterEgo
A kiss is a conversation without words. Let's see how you talk to me.Redheads have more fun
@Nicebutcrazyred
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@Steve_Van_Hagen
But whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. - Mt 5:22Aunt Large Marge
@AuntTsunami
I love drama, just not my own. I like to put my foot in my mouth (not literally). No DM’s.Will Carter
@WillCarSM74
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@hotttttotrot
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@mysterynips3000
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@ponderingssss
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@mersadaisy
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@cornfedh0e
LEO wife, former detention officer, current mama of a boy & two dogs. silly goose.Troy Metheny
@TroyCMetheny
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@DadBodLife69
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@RYGdance
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@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
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@pulcher_primus
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@baleguy
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@futwolfhardware
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@Apologia315
Father of six and happily married and an entrepreneur. Former Christian hater and non-believer. Used critical thinking and reason to discover the truth.ΔŇǤ€Ł ₣ΔŁŁ
@Angels_fall5
I write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. ————————————— don't play follow unfollow with me.. I am the kindest rude you've ever seen.Marie
@marie50130023
Le monde est beauShort For TERRIFIC
@Witkicker
Can be blunt Can be sharp Prone to whimsyJoeCeePhus
@jayceepee
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