He's Back And He's Schmucktacular!
@SchmuckOnAHorse
Mild-mannered CPA by day, miserable curmudgeon by night. Followed by @mrsdash.
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https://twitter.com/search?q=from:SchmuckOnAHorse%20-filter:replies 23-10-2016 01:41:20
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