Just sending a quick fuck you to Eric Clapton.🖕

The mass starvation & killing of Palestinians in Gaza at the hands of the Israeli gov’t is a chillul hashem, a desecration of God. Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well.forward.com/opinion/757549…

Don't force God into a throuple

Me trying to complete any task

Squeezing out the last fleeting moments of slumber before the sun rises.

Toasted homey

As usual sorry for the paywalled content but Ratto's worth the price of admission

It would be funny if the Elton John song *Levon* was actually about Levon Helm

Tungsten Arm O'Doyle rides again. Also a little surprised this never happened while he was with the Angels

Me if I was smooth instead of hopelessly awkward

Earlier today we told someone that "one of these days we'll make a map showing all the little places that will not get a total solar eclipse over the next 1,000 years." Well, today turned out to be that day. Here it is. As far as we know, this has never been done on a map before.

Just a phenomenal Halloween costume

That is a ground rule double for any team in any stadium under any conditions. This is as easy as one of those cognitive tests Trump keeps bragging about passing.

it's really time for journalists to start asking Mike Johnson meta questions during these pressers "Speaker Johnson, on 5 different occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about major news events with serious implications for public policy. Do you ever read

*sip* ☕️

Shivering under the covers. In Florida. WTF!? I am not good at being sick.

“Liberels” are terrified. 😂

As a strong civil libertarian, I have no problem with masked secret police entering homes without a warrant, detaining American citizens without cause, collecting biometric data about protesters without permission, or shooting protesters.

The Athletic is hiring Barry Svrluga, Adam Kilgore, Candace Buckner, Ava Wallace, Spencer Nusbaum and Jason Murray nytco.com/press/the-athl…