I just always thought that the "Stairway to Heaven" would lead to a room full of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

A group of people is called a no thanks.

girly if god was listening you would have been hit by a falling piano months ago

🎯 Scary shit

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Freaking love Evan Hurst (hit me up when you want to try the other side...I've got room on my hall pass) 💥 open.substack.com/pub/wonkette/p…

👑 Chadwick.

He's so cute tho 💪🔥

You know it's time for bed when you see 5 lights...know there are 3 lights... but can't help but wonder if Picard was right about there being 4 lights. #tng

Oh, and because of my kids (13 & 6) I'm now a #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS fan. Shut up. 🔥💥

Alright, but then fuck off.

All I know is... I'm #remote tomorrow

Oh shit. Here it comes... #mancold season

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The National #DDay Memorial in Bedford, VA - 10/10 must go

49 years ago today, Alice made its television debut. And the theme song all these years is a banger.

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