placeholder depressed tweet abt feeling stuck in life

If I’m tweeting a lot of music I’m in a really good mood or I’m devastating myself

found my new favorite shirt

I bet this would feel great while you’re drunk

An Irish goodbye from the search party.

that’s why we should all vote for target this november

We left “can’t park without lines” season and went straight into “can’t park within the lines” season

In honor of Earth Day, Sprouts gave me a reusable grocery bag. It can now live in the cabinet with my other 20 reusable bags that I never remember to bring to the store. 🌎🌱

[bumping into Thanos in a bakery]
infinity scones amirite

Tricolor rotini is the Imagine Dragons of pasta.

There should be more flashbacks in porn.

kicked out of McDonald’s for asking how much the other burgers weigh

Dollar General is Northwest Florida’s answer to the bodega.

damn boy are you earth day bc you’re kind of quiet and often overlooked

is this real

this new taylor swift kinda goes hard