nekathegreat
@sighteyecare
Eye doc. Generally a skeptic. Always has a half-rotten bag of salad in the fridge.
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A Dad Influence
@gbergan
What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Posts in the link below ⬇️
R/GA
@rga
R/GA is an independent creative innovation company for the intelligence age. Posts by @chapinc.
Sunshine Jarboly
@sunshinejarboly
eagle trainer. puppy petter. drinker of milk. taker of naps. writer. my books available at linktr.ee/SunshineJarboly
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people.
Cooper Lawrence
@cooperlawrence
Multiple Gracie Award Winning Radio Host, TV chick @sunriseon7, Published Author, Irritant. Listen to me @CBSNewsRadio
the Lisa
@lalise222
Sweet badass and warm soul. Conquering the world one awkward step at a time. she/her. ♡ retweeting dog & cat pics like it's my job
erika
@yeeeerika
sr art director + experimental artist. everything i post is a joke except when it's not. chaotic good. she/her.
ADWEAK
@adweak
The wonderful world of marketing mockery
Tits McDick
@tits_mcdick
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. 🏳️🌈
Andy
@andylectablyme
Seeker / posting random thoughts / Married / Dad / Same username on Telegram / If you don't see my tweets on your TL, check here 👇🏻
aLittleLeftOfNormal
@leftof_normal
on the right side of wrong.misfit.good heart.dirty mind.kind soul. black sheep.wild.flawed.childlike in wonder. romantic in revolt.odd in the most wondrous ways
Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969
Does this look infected?
pamplemousse
@cushiebutt
yeah, no, i don't think so
Aaron Konter
@myjewishguilt
I don’t care unless you care then I definitely care
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@bob_janke
Non-Attorney Spokesman I write this for fun deceiverjr.blogspot.com I know who DB Cooper is
Stefan Urquelle
@officeofsteve
you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD twitter.com/search?q=From%…
Burning Mom ⚡️
@momonfire
Hey man, I can be cool. Light on my feet. Murder in the streets. Playing Bingo at the Flamingo. I can be whatever you want.
🐼panDa😇perKy🐼panDa🥷
@wordsmithlegend
AVI is me.Not a real panda. Sarcastic AF and witty. WAP(Wise Ass Panda). Male 🐼. Cake aficionado. sweet/bratty AF. “ I like ur butt”. I like saying stupid shit
𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫
@meh_thinks
Abby Heugel
@abbyhasissues
Writer. Editor. Eater of green things from the ground. facebook.com/abbyhasissues
Brian Revels
@brevelsmusic
f&*$ elon. see yall on bluesky. brianrevelsmusic.bsky.social
爪ㄒ爪
@thesoulshadow
🇺🇸🇮🇹🇱🇧 46. Dad. Veteran. /G\ . Capricorn. . MDD. PTSD - Espresso. Cigars. Scotch - Author of Whispers Of The Soul Series
Katie
@aladynamedkatie
usually in the woods | THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT | business inquiries: [email protected]
Lindsay
@rollinintheseat
Hi, I'm Lindsay. I use a wheelchair to get around most of the time. Most of my tweets are about life from the sitting down perspective.
baba lola
@dotunbello1
advertising. and other shit I care about. remember to tip your sex workers.
JusTurBesT 🕊
@jusnoyar
flawed & fabulous cos perfect doesn't exist and normal is boring ♤ he / him my kinky side @flirtaceous also flying in bsky.app/profile/jusnoy…
Stabbatha Christy
@lovenlunchmeat
murder and cake. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
aishamadeit.bsky.social
@aishamadeit
Creative Director - Art, work: aishamadeit.com, curator of thisweekssaves.com, creator of The Art of Deckmaking
Damon Hunzeker
@damonhunzeker
Street teacher. Will write for tips on how to find food.
Dustin Beavers, PhD
@dustinbeavers
White douchebag with chronic idiocy. Sometimes bullied, but only when I deserve it. Shaved balls, hairy asshole, God bless America.
Man of Letters
@manofletterz
I'm not pretty enough to be this big of a dick but here we are
Horatio Quartzjixler
@quartzjixler
Before Twitter I used to hang out in a lighthouse and flash my thoughts using an Aldis lamp.
Claudia
@ccanton2
Be genuine.☘️ Be the reason for someone’s smile.
Maddy 🌨️
@madhattermommy
sometimes funny, high on chai, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please funnytweeter.com/user/MadHatter…
Festus
@neledmax
Lots of great and funny re tweets with a few of my crappy one's mixed in.
Emily ™
@emily_tweets
typical scorpio; easily distracted 🔗x.com/search/from:em…
garshmo
@garshmo
20 push ups
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
adam.ink
@ambrx_defi
Druggist. | Daddy. | Doer.
Jason, ex inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
LaLaLyds
@lala_lyds
knock it off.
Molly
@mistrustme1
Patron Saint of Sex-Positive Women - feminist @jennslowpez is my love. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Fomo Simpson
@haliphacks
Keeping it funny on Twitter since its early days as a radio show. My tweets ➡️ twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Granite Man 🏴
@granitedhuine
The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.
Jon Katz
@jonkatz79
Be something you love and understand
@itssherifield
@itssherifield
Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield linktr.ee/shevinmusic
chi
@chithukral
not just a comedian, or just a creative, but a secret third thing | @forbes 30u30 | words in @adweek | @thewebbyawards winning marketer. [email protected]
Katie D
@katiedeal99
Bios are hard. On Instagram as katiedeal99 twitter.com/search?l=&q=fr…
𝓢𝓪𝓼𝓼
@tattoosandsass
MILF(mostly I love fitness), baking bread/cakes, crocheting/embroidery/painting 🙌🏻 Music fuels me. SEAHAWKS 🫶🏻💍 🌶️🔗⬇️ Cash App $tattooed42
Natalie Would
@_nataliewould
☕️buymeacoffee.com/nataliewould 🧚♀️amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…
slice of beef
@sliceofheck
fuck you, son twitter.com/search?q=from:…
Toby 🇵🇸
@tobestewart
If my tweets look familiar it's because of the alphabet
long list of why
@longlistofwhy
shove me up against your words
gas station dream girl
@cheygoulet
kind of like a goomba, but with slower reflexes
Becky Brinkerhoff
@beckyonthebrink
~~Horse Girl Rights Activist and copywriter at Wieden+Kennedy PDX~~ ~~McSweeney’s, Reductress contributor~~
The Tanya
@tanya_the11313
electrogravitic microwave philosopher
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@vicariousssssss
alt - @vicscumcounter
TheBourbonBomb13
@sip_of_bourbon_
Code Black ♣️ Yeah-this is not my first day here. EST. 2009.
ACrankyMan
@acrankymann
47 yr old here to enjoy the madness. #MAGA
meghan
@deloisivete
surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Whispers
@whisperingpoems
🔺NO DM🔻Here to read and write poems 📍No Drama📍NO negative or toxic activity▫️🦋bsky.app/profile/whispe…
WryBry
@wrybry
Snark/laffter is all I'm after. Equal party abuser. Please be 18+ (in age, not maturity).
Christina Garnett
@thatchristinag
CCO + Advisor @PocketCCO | Book Releasing Sept 2025 | Featured: @Adweek + @CampaignLiveUS + @HubSpotAcademy + @thenextweb + @semrush + @forbes + @prdaily
teryn
@youngtiddy
elderly woman
Vinod Chhaproo
@chhapiness
Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-linktr.ee/chhapiness
Terry............
@terry_sieving
San Diego Padres season ticket holder (I pay in advance to be disappointed), Rush, beer. All porn/crypto bots will be blocked. @steveolivas' official X stalker.
Ⓜ️isterD
@misterd78uk
This is a page of silly and fun, don't take it seriously. my fav tweets - x.com/search?q=from%…
ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴄᴏɴᴜᴛs
@damn_elle
"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵" - 𝘛𝘶𝘱𝘢𝘤 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘳 💛🌼 #𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳
Μαρια Κιτρινη
@greek_heanen
Twitter is the revenge of words