we are supposed to believe that the young people working to end mass slaughter are the threat and that the riot squads sent in to brutalize them are the peacekeepers

Columbia University would rather risk their students being murdered by NYPD than divest from genocide

beach vacation straight to toronto shoot has to be my most creative packing job yet

Student protesters were right about segregation in the early '60s, right about Vietnam in the late '60s, right about apartheid in the '80s, right about Iraq in 2003, and right about wealth inequality in 2011. Seems generally bad to side against student movements.

being a degenerate on vacation is one of life's greatest gifts

What if we like idk supported parents and stopped screaming about toddlers existing at Target on a Tuesday at 9am.

my daughter is too scared to pee on toilets outside our house, but at the airport today we had success.... by squatting on the fake grass section for dogs...

why doesn't she phrase it 'that's just me, espresso'

i've watched enough modern kids movies now to die on the hill that pre-computer animation was 1000% more beautiful than the new age stuff

hey for mother's day, take pictures of your wife/partner with their child without them having to ask. like, more than once.

since I've moved to the suburbs... every time I go to NYC I get a stress rash all over my neck. like, i really have gone soft.

holy shit, it's actually happening. I'm shooting on film for the first time EVER in my career.

three is the most unhinged age but i also think it might be the cutest age

Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.

people doing business in public is so cringe. not me though, not me.

One thing I find really difficult about parenting/adult life is all the rushing. You're always on a tight schedule or timeline or rush to get a kid from A to B. It's exhausting.

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

My husband is away all week and I’ve just badly under stacked the dishwasher and put it on

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