Ghostface Kryllah
@kryzazzy
𝕌𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕦𝕣 𝕊𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝔼𝕘𝕘 𝕄𝕔𝕄𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕟 𝔼𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒𝕤t
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Funny Snarky Humor
@funnysnarkyjoke
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@riotgrlerin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • subscribe •
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people.
𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕠𝕟 𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗
@wolfsingleton
There's gonna be lots of wordplay and foreplay involved. Strap in fucker. No DMs.
𝕁.
@jtothet
👑 of Dad Jokes | Punnier than most | Nerd in the tweets, same on the streets | Nachos | Not funny
erika
@yeeeerika
sr art director + experimental artist. everything i post is a joke except when it's not. chaotic good. she/her.
Jason Not Evil
@jasonnotevil
Screenwriter and fart joke enthusiast Popular tweets: twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Katzapolis Now
@katzapolis
Innovator, Explorer, Bibliofile, Photojournalist, Iconoclast, Lexicographer, Psychologist, Inventor, Scientist, and Philantropist ~The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter~
🤨 yer mom that's why
@mersadaisy
Wife. Mom of DC Natives. Usually tired. Perpetually skeptical.
Eric Wagner
@professore59
Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography (UU), Chair of Experimental Serendipity (UU), lately, [email protected] on Mastodon
Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969
Does this look infected?
Bob Cobb
@burnthair
imbecile. x.com/search?q=from%…
Betches
@betchesluvthis
Taking a break from thinking about ourselves to write it down. The official Twitter account of Betches.
whatagrilledcheese™🥓🧀🏈❤️🔥👑🥁
@timberbams
ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʙʀɪsᴋᴇᴛ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛ1ᴅ,ʙᴏʏ ᴍᴏᴍ×3 & ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ɴᴇʀᴅ ᴡʀᴇɴᴄʜ,ᴄʜɪᴇғs,ʀᴏʏᴀʟs,ᴏsᴜ & ᴊᴀʏʜᴀᴡᴋs ғᴀɴ ♡ sᴛᴇᴀʟɪɴɢ @whatyadrinking_ 💖🧢🍬🎃 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20
OleSaintPat
@olesaintpat
explorer - philosopher - escape artist - clown
SonathePoet
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A lover girl with the most beautiful existing soul. Hidden among the chaos of her world. Waiting to be found by the tender lover.
Matty
@bestestname
Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
𝓶♡
@love_bug1016
🤍
MTL Blog
@mtlblog
The best of Montreal!
Red Riding Hood
@riderofwolves
My pronouns are, I have a vagina. Conservative before anything else. Not single and from Oklahoma. cash.app/RedrHood74
♡ Eve ♡
@evecullen610
gently, touch me with your words (my tweets...my words)© •she/her• #oneforever
Bubs😷🚀🛸🌴*Parody*
@bubs270
moderately amusing gay wolf
@moderatelymused
welcome to the shrine of my entropy
RunwayDan
@runwaydan
Behold my many, many rules for interacting with me.
name cannot be blank
@toomanycommas3
just here to migrate old tweets to the good place fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️
Kellalena
@topaz_kell
gag me with a spoon
Claudia
@ccanton2
Be genuine.☘️ Be the reason for someone’s smile.
Stiff Yellow Sock
@dankcharnley
Writer • Classically Trained Comedian • Cowardly Fraud • Enthusiast • Director • Artist • Musician • Avid Reader of Smut • Rib Sauce Judge • Sound Designer
Midge
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Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
Jason, ex inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
When's Happy Hour?
@whenshappyhour1
all the thoughts you’ve had about work but couldn’t say out loud | by @betchesluvthis
donutfallinlove
@donutfallinlove
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Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
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@svnsxty
If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
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@notmythirdrodeo
momsoverhere.bsky.social @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
NurseBrianRN
@rn_murse
Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing I BlueSky: bsky.app/profile/nurseb…
Jenelle V 🇺🇸
@jenellecomedy
Artist, Aesthete, Autodidact, Alliterator, Anglophile, AmericanConLaw AlsoHappilyMarried25Years AndNowStandUpComedian —🌻🇺🇦🌻 #StopPutin #NeverAgain
Shauna Crook
@shaunacrook13
...Child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars...
thewelder
@walkawayslowly
✝️ 🇨🇦 Male 👑 🐺Good man, dangerous man, savage #Leafsforever #pureblood #bushcraft #masculinity
Noah Verrier
@noahverrier
Colabs: @Tacobell @Wendys @Dunkindonuts @Popeyes @LittleCaesars @Hardees @DrinkOLIPOP / In: @nytimes @meangirls @people @Bonappetit @Harpersbazaarus @Vogue
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@struggledisplay
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@themidnightland
✨a touch of magic, a touch of madness, a touch of melancholy✨ | nostalgic | elder emo | spooky | thicc | taken | probably asleep | 🔞 | 🦋midnightland
I Hide From My Kids
@ihidefrommykids
writer | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
ℕ𝕥𝕣𝕝𝕝𝕪_𝔹𝕝𝕟𝕕𝕖
@whiskey4one
Unless you're music you can't be my happy place so don't even try...unless you're BB
McDad
@mcdadstuff
I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. threads.net/@mcdadstuff Find more of my tweets here ⬇️
Cam K
@camhackingk
hacker. maker. botfather.
The Heart Speaks
@sgabardi1111
Author Epistemophilia Empath INFJ HSP.. I love with my heart torn wide open My soul belongs to music and the trees amazon.com/author/samanth…
MisterFister, PhD
@mrfisterthe3rd
Flipmode. Flipmode is the greatest.
Sam Handwich
@mr_handwich
Free candy
Dana
@dana_d_x
Just a 40ish year old bored housewife that likes Horror and food. I'm usually funny and sometimes hot. 😈 @Spicy_Dana83_X
Salsabeard
@whiskeynsalsa
next stop, the other abyss.
Always Around
@_always_around_
Gracias por Nada
Jules Legend
@mombodlegend
MARYLAND'S #1 MILF TITS 🥇
Histerikal Dad
@histerikaldad
Just a Dad who likes the three B’s: Bourbon, Blues & Bad Decisions.
StuckOnTheXitterShiitter
@stuckonthex
Thank you and goodnight Elvis is still in the building He is dead on the potty
🥧 Pastriarchy 🥧
@pastriarchyest
There will be another dream for me Someone will bring it I will drink the wine while it is warm And never let you catch me looking at the sun... 💔⛈️🎂
Goddammit, Jamie
@jay_frickinlynn
no
KoKeni Snap'sSquatch
@saskquatchewan
Nonsensical meanderings of negligible importance. In the words of Positive K ~ I got a man! Snap has my 💖. Crackle and Pop can piss up a rope.
dan poets society
@danielsayswhat
Actor, Comedian, Poet, Artist, Joker 🃏🤦🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Josh Marks The Spot
@tryptofantastic
retired Zamboni driver
Melinda
@mslaurelnotes
If anyone asks, this counts as work. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Ousa Medusa
@medusaousa
Always carry a🔪. Married af. Triplet mom. Aggies👍🏽 Autism. USN vet. Humanist. Thai. Shawnee. INFJ. Reads📚. Life in my 50s. 5’9” & shrinking. HPP. B-side📀
That Bomb Munchkin
@bombmunchkin
Suficientemente vieja ser su hermana i wield my Shillelagh while devouring mofongo
meghan
@deloisivete
surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
inspector ratchet
@_hood_mona_lisa
Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
SneezingWithWetMascara
@wetmascara
Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: twitter.com/search?q=from%… Recent Tweets in Link Below.
I Might Be Funny
@imightbefunny1
Mom ❤ Humorist 😄 Author 📚 I pour the milk before the cereal. I thought a sloth was a mythical creature until I was 42. I’ll understand if you leave right now.
Sam
@3366bb
A quiet man with the loudest fucking mind. قٓۚ Vestiaire: vestiairecollective.com/members/profil… 2nd account @333666bbb
Amy
@amysgotbirds
Whatever that thing is that makes people like you? I don't have that.