goobie ballson
@blallislife
blall is life and life is short ✌🏻 art by @hetreasky
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Shawn Connolly is so fuckin' tired, y'all
@dcb42
One time I drank espresso made with caffeinated water and took caffeine pills and I saw God. She was cool. I write stuff. He/they Capitalism delenda est.
COMFORT SEPTEMBERISH
@comfortsept
Blaseball player for @Houston_Spies DEEP CLEANING MADE EASY They/Them pronouns (RP account written and illustrated by @TedFallengerSFW)
BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE
@blaseball
Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and Legal Notary and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII
Hades Tigers Official Fan Club
@hadesblaseball
Hades Tigers blaseball team! We've lost more postseason games than you! Never Look Back! Header: Luis Alfonso. Profile Pic: @occultclassic
DALE FOREVER
@miamidale4ever
Former Twitter home of the Miami Dale. Ran by Billy Galant - https//www.billygalant.com
📱New York Millennials📱
@nymillenials
Youth Will Save Us | Unofficial | Not Valid | pfp by @Not_Daredevil | blaseball.com
The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️
@blaseballcrabs
"There's simply no finer team in @Blaseball than the Baltimore Crabs" — PC Gamer 🦀 Canonically the greatest ever Blaseball team, forever 🦀 Godspeed 🦀
Broken Ridge Jazz Hands
@blaseball_jazz
Unofficial Official Home of the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands. (logo by Skootles) "We’ve got winning to do, just for you."
Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮
@sibrofficial
We work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them) Play @blaseball at blaseball.com. Derive the stars at discord.gg/F8YSJE6 🔮✨
Chicago Firefighters Official Official Account
@chiblaseball
The official, official account of the Chicago Firefighters Blaseball team. We are from Chicago. #WAFC #WeAreFromChicago
patel beyoncé on da TL
@patelbeyonce
steak taco enthusiast 🥩 tenor 1 🥩 he/they 🥩 former pod 🥩 banner & pfp by @annapullara (follow him!)
Curry Aliciakeyes 🔤
@caliciakeyes
----------- ----- pitcher ⬆️⬇️ (they/them, 🕶️, Image:@asunshineshrimp)
cedric spliff 🗣️🍃
@cedric_spliff
play #blaseball for @moisttalkers smoke weed n play blaseball every day!! ....hahaaaaaa (he/they)
Beasley Gloom
@gloomdoggy
Blaseball and @MoistTalkers' goodest and smallest boy ⚾🐶 @WGloomnDoom #1 fan i:@fairchart (banner by @AlyssaLMPenney) Once a thief, always a thief 👟
Holden Stanton
@holdonholden417
Professional Blaseball Player | Baltimore Crabs | Modesto Junior Collegiate Alum | Proud HMMfCaNfAoAEWP Mayo Farmer | Pronouns: none | Pfp cred @system_dice
Dickson Games
@richardsongames
blaseball player for @CHSSTFans, season 9 internet series champs. scored the first run against the gods. formerly @nymillenials. he/they. pfp by @CurseOfScots
Wesley Poole
@blaseballpoole
He/Him - Pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters. Poolboy of Lake Chicago. Eternally shirtless. WAFC. Profile pic by @crikadelic !
moodycookbook🎙️🌩️
@moodycookbook
🐅🍳📖⚾⚡☁️ they/them icon by @glassgoblin moody cookbook memorial account in violence
Workman Gloom
@wgloomndoom
Free. Beasley's No. 1 fan 🐶 They/Them ProfilePic: @shenaniglenn
Swamuel Mora
@swamuelmora
??? Batter? for the Chicago Firefighters! We are all from Chicago! The Commissioner is doing great! they/them #blaseball (mod is 21 + they/them)
Cali Lotus🌷
@caligulalotus
🌷cali lotus🌷she/her🌷voice of The Garden🌷formerly of the boston flowers 🌷#blaseball🌷💚 beck 💚🌷icon by @pikatzke, header by @mermeag🌷
Donia ''Buried Alive'' Bailey
@donia_bailey
Currently some manner of player for the LA Unlimited Tacos, formerly affiliated with the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Houston Spies. Profile pic by @HetreaSky.
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@peanutiel
Batter for @ChiBlaseball, formerly @HadesBlaseball Equal parts confused and elated to be back. Someone fill me in? he/they, Violence never dies!
randy “the human” castillo
@itsjustrandyc
batter for the hades tigers 🐅🔥 #neverlookback🔥 icon: @occultclassic || let’s talk: curiouscat.me/itsjustrandyc
Sixpack Santiago
@santiagosixpack
Eyyyy its ya boi Sixpack! PITCHER 4 🚤THE 🚤MIAMI🚤 ¡DALE!🚤 @MiamiBlaseball (He/him)
Fitzgerald Blackburn
@fitzblackburn
Batter for @spyhouston 🕵️ | Everyone can be a spy, if they keep enough secrets. | All Pronouns | Icon by @bellart03 | (ooc: @jbonechristian)
Rat Mason
@rat_polk
✨Wyatt "Rat Polk" Mason #69 (they/them)The Rat with a Bat now on the @magic_blaseball ✨ sorry I’ve let myself go and No I still won’t takeoff my hat..
Mickey Woods
@mickeyvaliant60
Former batter and first base for the Philly Pies. Incinerated and resting. PFP: @heartrate07 Played by: @rufflejax
🌛🦀 🏝️Loco MoCo🏝️🦀🌜
@montgomerybull2
Montgomery Bullock/Loco MoCo (all pronouns), pitcher for the fridays, friend of the crows, honorary crab
Axel Trololol
@axeltrololol
Mecha Pitcher to the gods💥He/him💥Formerly @KC_BreathMints @ChiBlaseball @BlaseballCrabs @SHELLEDONESPODS The Hall Stars💥HONK RETIRED HONK💥Art by @HetreaSky
teddy halloween!
@agent_teddy_h
💘 lesbian 💘 shapeshifting bear 💘 aspiring novelist 💘 3.5 star batter for the houston spies! 💘 they/she 💘
ziwa mueller 🗣💦🎙
@moisttalkerziwa
*ARCHIVE, INACTIVE* player @MoistTalkers, who are cool. fan @TheSeaGarages, who are also cool. they/them. pfp: @avery_helm banner: @mikeharron
Joshua Butt - Butt’s law advocate
@joshuabuttwafc
Batter and Western Fielder for @chiblaseball #Blaseball #WAFC. They/Them. Asexual. profile picture by @juangeedraws banner art by @filphire
Kichiro Guerra 💋
@kissinkichiro
💋 Batter for the San Francisco T̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ Lovers 💋 | NOT a magical girl | She/They | 🏳️🌈🤘 | PFP by @HetreaSky (with permission)
fynn doyle
@fynndoyle
███████ for the @nymillenials. she/her
Milo Brown!
@brownbrownbrow4
Hey! he/him, SF Lovers. I love my friends but I miss clues a bunch #blaseball 🏳️🌈 I'm one quarter 🌲 profile pic credit @omoulo
Knight, Gluardian of the Glrail
@knightblaseball
Knight Triumphant, captain of the San Fransisco Lovers ⚔️ They/them 🛡️ Asexual Panromantic ⚔️ pfp/header @KingOfSeagulls / @lucacrafts
Eizabeth Guerra
@eizabethguerra
Kansas City Breath Mints Batter ♥︎ Baker ♥︎ She/Her ♥︎ Mom Friend ♥︎ pfp by @routezeros (this account is looking for a new admin. so please pm if interested)
Eugenia "I'm a pitcher now!" Garbage
@eugeniagarbage
(ARCHIVED ACCOUNT) Garbage hivemind | batter for @MoistTalkers | they/them | made of trash and full of love | profile by @dictionarydylan
Baby Triumphant
@babytriumphant
Youngest ever shortstop for the one and only @ChiBlaseball I'm from Chicago! Mi/mir pronouns Please ignore my constantly changing appearance.
Yeong-Ho Garcia
@garciayeong
They/ Them Ace Pitcher of the Yellowstone Magic. #Blaseball #YellowstoneMagic Profile/Banner pic created by @serenat0r, many thanks!
King Sigmund Castillo
@castlewithabat
Batt'r with a heart of stone for @hmouthsunbeams | They/Them | in a longeth distance relationship with @LoversBlaseball //RP by @AndiJorgensen
BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK
@blaseballnews
The Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you! This account is retired. Follow our new account here: @SplortsCentral
Wyatt Pothos ✨
@wyattpothos
Pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Former Taco, Magic. She/her. Adorable. Black lives matter. Avatar art by @fancymancer
Halexandrey Walton
@howlexandrey
(released) Apex Predator ☆ 2 time champ 👑👑 ☆ any pronouns ☆ PFP by @HORSEIZONTAL ☆ banner by @quinn_town ☆ rp twitter, run by @clockwork_worm (long live hex)
esme ramsey 👟 ⚾
@esmekicks
no. 41, batter and captain for the charleston 👟 thieves, first to draw the blood of god. no preferred pronouns choose your own destiny.
Adalberto Tosser
@adalbertotosser
Pitcher for @blaseballcrabs (🦀claws UP!🦀), BLM, proud crocs wearer, you may have heard about my arm, pfp by @HetreaSky (he/they)
Miguel Wheeler
@miguelwheelermx
Old Batter for the Mexico City Wild Wings!!! (it/its)| BLM| LGBTQ+| @WildWingsCDMX (pfp by @thr33h3ad3ddrag)
Silvia Rugrat
@silviarugrat
Lounge singer 🍗 Queen 🍗 Sometimes a baby 🍗 Pitcheress for @WildWingsCDMX 🍗 PFP by @HetreaSky
Sebastian Telephone
@sebtelephone
Former Hall Star and two...maybe three-time incineration survivor | I CRAVE PEANUTS | pfp by @fairchart, used with permission | he/him
Oscar Vaughan, D.D.S
@oscarvaughandds
I'm a dentist from the Platte County area! A member of the Millenials breathmints. Pleased to meet you! VP-Elect of the Loser Administration. He/Him
Lars Taylor
@nostarslars1
2️⃣⭐Lars ☀️ Sunbeam ☀️ #Blaseball is still hard ☀️ He/Him or They/Them ☀️Icon by @Mimimicee ☀️ ⚾️♥️🌞 ☀️
(Nolane)s(t)ophia Pa(tte)rson (Mostly Inactive)
@pielovinkitty
Former Blaseball player, now just a catgirl of some sort! Nya~ //RP profile run by Twinkle (they/them)! PFP by twitter.com/robonorm . Banner pic by me!
stu trololol 👌💕💯🎈
@stutrololol
chief base thief 4 the CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING @CHSSTFANS, BABEY!! || she/her || trans lesbian, trésbien || be gay do crimes 👟👟 (taking a personal siesta)
Blaseball Facts & Figures
@bffblaseball
Your home for Blaseball analysis. Run by Firewall Andrews, who was wrong about the Sunbeams.
Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇
@magic_blaseball
Official home of the Yellowstone Magic ✨ 👆 As above, so below 👇 yellowstonemagic.carrd.co PFP and banner by @blyptonomica
Cell Barajas💗🐦
@birbdaygirlcell
(she/her) just a bird in the shadows, used to play for @WildWingsCDMX, finding that maybe there is more to life than blaseball av and header by @HetreaSky
Declan
@decsuzanne
708 + 618 with the dope ass sword and a real neat jacket! I’ve got bugs to feed and candy to steal, specifically from Baby (he/him) (currently in the shadows)
Hiroto Cerna🌹🍁
@hirotocerna
Former Batter for the Boston Flowers 🌹🍁 Wife to @zackieblaseball🌹🍁Moth with attitude🌹🍁Ze/zir. Pfp: @fluffypacifist1 (Run by @LyricHartwell)
lenix ren
@lenixren
🏹shadows pitcher for the Hades Tigers 🐺 he/him 🌑 half wolf, half boy, one whole problem 🏹
klaylee 🦀🎨
@eviljaylen
@kayleerowena's blaseball side acc! 🦀🎨 claws up! if u support the g*rages / bi lesbians dont follow me
Ortiz Lopez 💋💋💋
@2sexy4mysplort
Ortiz Lopez, pitcher for the Atlantis Georgias 🔱 she/her 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 pansexual transwoman 💋 snakes for hair 🐍 7ft tall ALL curves 💋 pfp @cari_guevara
(Archival) Math Velazquez
@velazquezmath84
Archive for former Houston Spies Pitcher Math Velazquez. All tweets were translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. PFP by @modernmodron.
necrogoobie
@goobienights
im goobie ballson
Callisto Astrologers 🔭
@j4_astrologers
We're Gay and Live Far Away! Bringing Jovian Blaseball to the Larceny League. Account run by social media intern and hitter A Very Cute Pigeon (@yoorilikeglass)