the steaks and the tacos won back-to-back championships. that's two wins in a row for me :) great job guys

basil lito has had 17 entire ass seasons to plan a championship party. I don't know what he has planned but all I know is that it's going to be a goddamn BANGER

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how to twitter over siesta: would you rather be teleported 1 foot upward when you sneeze or cough or have your speaking voice sound like it’s coming from an amplified microphone. please give reasoning as to why. send tweet. that’s it. you’re done for the day

patel beyoncé on da TL If you already have both can you chose to get rid of one instead? Asking for a friend.

so true pies 🙏😩

pop quiz: what does PB stand for

patel beyoncé on da TL KDFJSHKDJSFF IT'S JUST A TXT FILE AND THIS IS LITERALLY ALL THAT'S WRITTEN IN IT

thank you hawai’i fridays!

good thing we are on the “steaks” because this mf seems to want some “Beef”

steaks 15-0 shoe thieves, with sam scandal pitching. this is what I like to call a “Scandout” (term coined by me circa 30 minutes ago)

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hello!! here is the Patel Beyonce card i made for blaseball cares seen in the latest card drop :)

despite 2 weeks of this going on I still don’t know how to spell curcuit. circit. curciut. curcuet

they have begun calling me “patoobie beyoobie”. huge fan of this new nickname

parker is MY honey cake