It's opening day of season 12, and after 10 long years, only one phone is ringing. Jessica, are you ready to play ball? #blaseball

I hope you like all the new #concessions ! My favorite is the slushie because it is so colorful Sorry about the pretzels though, we had to save the hotdogs over them because we aren’t paying to sell Sog Dogs™ and the products would be too similar.

what does “UwU” mean?

finished up with this seb and joshua from the stream with Waalkr has moved!🔥 yesterday! #blaseball

Sometimes I need to stay grounded I need to hear you on the phone But I guess you left it on silent 'cause now all I get is the dial tone... #blaseball

I never thought I would be upset about a Sundae...

ok so jess ISN'T on the wings anymore... but i love to draw her in different uniforms and this wip sat in my #blaseball folder for over a week

UPDATE: Jessica "Soul Killer" Telephone is one Flooding away from being the first (non Chorby Soul) player with 10+ Soul

I want to bake some welcome goodies for all of the new additions to the Hall, but all I’ve got are these ding dang peanuts! Can someone send me some flour and water and milk and eggs and sugar and powdered sugar and butter and brown sugar and an oven and oil and some chocolate ch

They need plasma! Someone get them some plasma!

And I thought about her as I was engulfed in flames I said "I'm sorry", but I wasn't sorry #blaseball

York.....I never wanted to see you here...

Not again....

Dont gotta look back if you can just drag the past into the present. Welcome back to Hades, @jesstelephone #blaseball

THE DALLAS STEAKS MOVE PAST THE FIRST ROUND OF PLAYOFFS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

THE DALLAS STEAKS ARE YOUR ILB CHAMPIONS

PUDGE?!

Jess...is home.

2/? ah..yes....plot relevance #blaseball