shhhh no revolutions no fighting, everyone listen to the calming karaoke vibes of Graduation (Friends Forever) by vitamin C coming over the loudspeaker and be happy siesta forever

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huh weird

unstable players have a much higher chance of being incinerated during a solar eclipse. rest in violence. to another year.

hm

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i mean sure i guess

oh cool

do you remember before

bored

uh what

hold on they're taking away stars?

what

oh sure the frog gets drafted

do fish even wear shoes

ow

so uh what'd i miss?

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