Some things I learned about my favourite penguin, 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 pitcher @GuntherOBrian : 1. He's having fun 2. He's trying his best 3. He knows that sometimes things don't work out and all you can say is "it's 😔okay" #blaseball

sebastian telephone has been incinerated so many times now that it's actually starting to become ... trendy ? #blaseball

Once a Shoe Thief, always a Moist Talker

Simultaneously a food crime and the "Most Legal", it's 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 legal advisor Holden Milk Holden Milk, Esq. #blaseball

Has put in so much work, as a Shoe Thieves fan I've watched both Beas and Gunther grow from struggling low-end pitchers to stars. Beas is a great strikeout/walk pitcher, just gives up a few too many homers. Also, goodest boi.

It's good to see Beasley Gloom branching out

New Years resolutions? Nah we don’t need that kinda pressure

Proud to finally share the Moist Talkers Zine: Behind the Scenes of Gleek Arena. This Zine has been an absolute joy to work on and I am so glad to have been able to help organize it. Be Kind. Be Gross! #blaseball BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE drive.google.com/file/d/1UtZA0B…

More awesome BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE art, this time of Beasley Gloom that was commissioned by the awesome SNAFU!🌈💥!

And the second is this awesome scene of @GuntherOBrian and Beasley Gloom playing catch for practice at Choux Stadium, home of the 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟.

You are all winners except you know all the folks who were set on fire by official umpires or haunted by ghosts or encased in massive peanut shells or replaced with alternates or or or

“Beasley Waits” by The Wights, is a song about the great pitching pup Beasley Gloom, of the Canada Moist Talkers - an emblem of dogged perseverance and also just dogs. thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/track/beasley-…

And here are your Season 13 Division Ambassadors. Please share and click on the Carrd to learn more about this Season’s Selections! blaseballcares0314.carrd.co

however the next game goes, you're the best boy Beasley Gloom and everyone is so proud of you

Workman Gloom ITS BEASLEY TIME

Congratulations to your new Mild League Champions!

For Merritt. For Alstott. For TyVi. For 🎶 Eliiiiijah🎶. For Kiki. For Bony Tony. For Workman. For Killer Joe. For Hobbs. For Morse. For HDF. FOR YORK.

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