be kind to yourself today 🦀🧡

No One Outside of Mlaryland knows about These!!! They are called Stuck Lemon

every day I wake up and I look in the mirror and I say the words, the ancient mantra:

RIV to you but I’m different (all credit to HORSE 🎠 🙌🏻💕)

We are quite excited to play again! It seems like we are on a team with someone named Bontgomery Mullock What a weird name

NARRATIVE DESIGNER: you can't just put L's in every word and call it 'thematic' for Blaseball, it has to make sense ME: ME: thlematic

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Remember: You are special! There's no one in the world exactly like you. Thanks for making the world unique, just by being yourself!

We’re so excited for the Coffee Cup, that we made one ourselves! Well, a mug, but close enough. Which team are you routing for? Would you like to see more Coffee Cup merch in the future? 👀✍️ blaseballcares.com/collections/al…

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The ULTIMATE Thanksgiving... OLD BAY on everything!

Help us choose the best game of the year! Round 2, Group H.

Hello y'all! We have decided to come back after our vacation from Twitter. Hawaii is pretty chill right now. We still missed the crabs but have come to the except this new way of life.

Our #9 game of the year is Blaseball. Blaseball showcases the power of a healthy fandom polygon.com/22174009/blase…

We woke up today And decided that we now Talk in fun haikus

Where did the crabs go? We really miss them right now Crabs please come back soon

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The The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ may be up in the sky at Blaseball 2 now, but the Crabitat will always be their home. blaseballcares.com/collections/al…

The Philly Pies are throwing a Pi(e) Day Party on the BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE discord to raise money for Philabundance, Philadelphia's largest hunger relief charity. Any donation will receive B&W Blaseball Pie Recipe cards and $6 and up will receive Full-Color copies as well!