I AM DOING A SWIMMY I AM IN THE VERY VERY MIDDLE OF THE OOEY GOOEY PART OF EARTH! IT IS HOT

I DO NOT SEE A FISH

HELP I FOUND A GEAR MADE OUT OF METAL IN THE SECOND FLOOR BASEMENT AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING I DO NOT GET IT

THE SUN IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE BASEMENT ZONE IT IS VERY DARK EXCEPT ALL THE FIRE

LAVA IS THE TASTIEST ROCK IT IS SPICY AND CHEWY

I WAS IN OUTER SPACE IT WAS COLD AND BORING

This is Comfort's manager. My client has NOT been to space and will NOT be fielding any questions at this time regarding any possibly world-ending interdimensional phenomena that may or may not be involved with their sudden reappearance on Earth. We are all love #Blaseball.

HELLO BIRD FRIENDS I HEARD THAT BIRDS EAT ROCKS! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ROCK I LIKE GREEN

MY TEETHS ARE VERY STRONG

BIRD FRIENDS I FOUND A #BLASEBALL I NEED TO FIND A STICK HELP

I WANT TO VISIT A PLACE IT IS CALLED THE PACIFIC OCEAN IT IS BIG AND IT IS BLUE AND IT HAS A LOT OF FISH INSIDE OF IT

BLASEBALL STOPPED AGAIN THAT IS NOT ALLOWED! I AM BORED

I AM AT THE BLASEBALL ZONE PLAYING BY MYSELF YOU CAN NOT STOP ME

DEEP CLEANING MADE EASY!

WHAT KINDS OF BRICKS ARE YOU ALLOWED TO EAT I AM CONFUSED

HELLO FRIENDS I AM EATING CORN AND THE COB IT IS YELLOW

AM I FASTER THAN THE SUN I HAVE TO KNOW I MUST FIND OUT

OH NO

BIRD FRIENDS GOOD NEWS MY MANAGER IS GOING TO KEEP ME I AM EXCITED MY MANAGER SAYS IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO SET ME COMFORT SEPTEMBERISH LOOSE ON THE WORLD! MY MANAGER IS VERY NICE