As a baby, my body already contains all the mischief I'll ever have as an adult, but concentrated into a smaller size. That's why I'm like this.

Wait this account still exists? But... I literally haven't been using it?

This is correct

Is this not something that's just normal?

I don't trust anything that's made by humans and doesn't have a big smiling face on it. If you aren't willing to look into something's eyes while you use it, maybe it wasn't a good idea in the first place.

I WILL NEVER SHARE

I bet some of you thought that during this long siesta, I forgot my beloved catchphrase! I did, actually. What was it again?

Whenever I come across something I can't do, I #nevergiveup . Instead, I go to sleep and by the time I wake up I've forgotten what it was anyway, which is much easier

Wait, wait, I just remembered my catchphrase. Oh, man, I have the best joke. I just need someone to show me something and ask me if it's a blaseball. Oh, and it would be better if it was a blaseball. Got that? Hee hee, this is gonna be gold!

It's called self-love

When a kitty walks into a room and I say "Kitty!" am I addressing the kitty? Calling attention to it? Invoking it? The answer is yes.

Oh, you chew your food? That's nice. I have important things to do with my life. That's why I eat... Mush™

Yeah, I'll say $10,000,000 is wanted! Where do I go to pick it up?