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Baby Triumphant

@babytriumphant

Youngest ever shortstop for the one and only @ChiBlaseball
I'm from Chicago!
Mi/mir pronouns
Please ignore my constantly changing appearance.

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calendar_today11-08-2020 15:34:30

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As a baby, my body already contains all the mischief I'll ever have as an adult, but concentrated into a smaller size. That's why I'm like this.

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I don't trust anything that's made by humans and doesn't have a big smiling face on it. If you aren't willing to look into something's eyes while you use it, maybe it wasn't a good idea in the first place.

I don't trust anything that's made by humans and doesn't have a big smiling face on it. If you aren't willing to look into something's eyes while you use it, maybe it wasn't a good idea in the first place.
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Whenever I come across something I can't do, I #nevergiveup . Instead, I go to sleep and by the time I wake up I've forgotten what it was anyway, which is much easier

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Wait, wait, I just remembered my catchphrase. Oh, man, I have the best joke. I just need someone to show me something and ask me if it's a blaseball. Oh, and it would be better if it was a blaseball. Got that? Hee hee, this is gonna be gold!

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When a kitty walks into a room and I say "Kitty!" am I addressing the kitty? Calling attention to it? Invoking it? The answer is yes.