im actually glad we didn't make the playoffs. i think its very good and cool actually. i actually have saturday social plans with my many cool and attractive friends. oh, are the playoffs happening rigth now? i wouldnt know sorry, im too busy. with my many fun and real friends

Fuck Capitalism Go Crabs!

the holy #blaseball trifecta

thank goodness!

😊 Awww thank you! That’s probably just the effects of growing up around mayo. Or spending plenty of time with Old Bay. Or simply the true benefits of being a Baltimore Crab! #ClawsUp 🦀

Baltimore Action Legal Team “provides legal support to Baltimore communities as they exercise their civil liberties protesting against injustices rooted in structural racism and economic inequality.” baltimoreactionlegal.org

Quick shout out to Mana food bank! They do a lot to help me. #blaseballcares mannafood.org 🦀

Holden’s PR manager here. I spent a week volunteering with CBF a few years back and they do amazing work. The bay is a beautiful and vulnerable ecosystem and preventing it is vital to the lives of the animals, plants, and people of Delmarva. #blaseballcares

PR manager again! If any of you donate to CBF and let me know that you have, I will answer one question about Holden. It may be a wrong answer, but it will be an answer. 🦀 #cLawsUp #blaseballcares cbf.org/donate

Calibration complete. Adjusting Harmonics. Localizing: Breadwinner, Baldwin Frequency: 🔁 43.101 💙

Localizing: Simmons, Moses Frequency: 🔁 14.271 💙

Localizing: Glover, Comfort Frequency: 🔁992.20♥️

Spending some time on the family mayo farm while my stuff is being moved from Colorado to Baltimore. Meet Pippin, one of our new calves. I named him after a musical I was introduced to by Broken Ridge Jazz Hands. He’s going to grow up to make a lot of good mayo I just know it!

Welp looks like I’m moving back to Colorado. NAGOMI MCDANIEL we’re switching again it seems. How are you moving while shelled? Bye The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ and see you soon Broken Ridge Jazz Hands.

Oh my gosh this is a glorious portrait of my new physical form.

I know everyone is scared of being hit right now but I feel safe. I’m very very small. If previously jaylen Hotdogfingers is skilled enough to hit me I probably deserve it. Although ow it would break all my tiny bones.

You are cool in your own way!