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girl writer | associate editor @reductress | writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys | https://t.co/ywCjXok4HX | she/herQueen Kitten 👑
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Editor @The_Belladonnas. Writing in The New Yorker, McSweeneys, Gilmore Girls: The Official Cookbook kristenmmm on InstaArielle Dundas
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My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.meredith
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too tired to pee, too full of piss to sleep. staff writer @lifehacker. headline contributor @TheOnion @reductress.Whacktose Intolerant
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Comedian, writer on @datinggameabc, host of @betches_sup pod, @waitwait contributor, creator of: @flexxmag & @dafcomedyfest https://t.co/h0v9b9xzI3Abby Barr
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I like to write jokes. And tell those jokes to audiences in the form of stand-up comedy.Eddie Dougrou
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Back on here after losing interest. Mostly will be for tweeting about Wrestling, Basketball or Baseball so, sorry in advance.Emily Bernstein
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The world’s smallest bookseller. Events person for Belmont Books. 2021 PW Star Watch Honoree. ✍️ in LitHub, Psychopomp, Tor/Reactor, Polygon, & Kirkus.Kael
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