i am at coachella rn looking so sexy and so high off weed. everyone is taking my picture. billie eilish just said hello to me then kissed me passionately. i have 37 whippets in my back pocket. shawn mendes has become gay. people dancing
in a work meeting and just misheard “we’ll need to get in contact with the COO’s” as “we’ll need to get in contact with the stinky hoes” and started giggling to myself and realized i am not mature enough to be in a meeting or to have a job