by alisenavidad (not actually on twitter…)

If you dated straight men for a week, you'd understand this

@TheOhbits here, tweeting for Tig!
I’m a writer on Family Guy with a new humor book called “Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide To Scaring Yourself Safe”.(t.ly/cvDmp) It’s very silly, as are the nonsense tweets you’ll soon be enduring!

My album Everyone Should Be My Exact Same Age is out now and streaming on all platforms

Hope you enjoy ❤️

open.spotify.com/album/2czZZOeX…

This is Black Panther for white people from New Jersey

One thing getting an MBA won’t teach you is that if you try to flex too much pricing power during an inflationary cycle your customers will shoot your employees in the leg

Its sad that this guy has daughters and he is actively advocating for the party that is systematically stripping their rights because he wants to pay less taxes on the pay from his flop ass movies

Well yall there are earthquakes in nyc now! We are officially fucked

Guess whose on this line-up?
(Me)

Don’t tell me the entertainment industry is doing well if The Rock is selling lotion and wrestling again.

These are the consequences of anti-migrant rhetoric from conservative Democrats like Governor Kathy Hochul Mayor Eric Adams, including their (now debunked) narrative about migrants supposedly beating up cops.

Hudson Yards was gerrymandered into Harlem so they could steal tax dollars meant for public housing via a program called EB-5.

After building offices and retail buildings, they’re now refusing to finish the housing they already got tax breaks for unless we give them a casino.

05 de mayo. Netflix is a joke festival.
Hollywood Improv. A huevo.

Angelo Colina: EN ESPAÑOL🥹❤️

Tickets a la venta este viernes. (Netflix Is A Joke)

Meanwhile, ms.midnights takes 3 weeks to draft the most vague 'make a voting plan' ass Instagram story 23 minutes before polls open

I’m voting NO on the TikTok forced sale bill.

This bill was incredibly rushed, from committee to vote in 4 days, with little explanation.

There are serious antitrust and privacy questions here, and any national security concerns should be laid out to the public prior to a vote.