the state is brutalizing 19 year olds for a foreign government

philosophy chair getting arrested, an econ prof getting her head smashed against concrete, a street medic being held down and tased, snipers setting up vantage points to shoot at ohio state students -all because of nationwide protests against a genocide- you SHOULD be radicalized

Cannot be repeated enough that these are the same pigs who sat in the hall as kids were massacred at Uvalde

three tickets to challengers please. yeah im here by myself. i wanna make sure no perverts take the seats next to me

i said yes!! a federal judge asked me if i plead guilty and I SAID YES <3333 my lawyer is PISSED!!!!!!

bumble bff? a dating app but no one has sex from it? baby that’s Hinge

Female friendship

hey man i made a deepfake of your dad. yeah he’s telling you he's proud of you! yeah he's naked in it. just ignore that part heh heh

fuck if tiktok is banned what the hell am i gonna do??? post the same joke to just TWO instead of all THREE social media platforms??? inhumane

the answer is we’re not, we’re not supposed to operate normally, but we can’t despair.

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is there a way to block the word 'roast' on hinge. roast me??? i would actually prefer that you, a stranger, show me...a scrap of kindness

look between the keys on your keyboard. clean up those crumbs. vile beast. wicked, nasty swine you are

pitched this after deciding to keep a mascara from, quite literally, my junior year of high school. i need Her

(blanking on how to ask where the restroom is) hi, so sorry, where would be the best place for me to place my piss and shit?

i kept pressing Ctrl + N and accidentally added a bunch of new days to the calendar. sorry guys, yeah your meeting isn;t on tuesday, it's on Mungo now. no sorry im busy on quorxsday next week

how has instagram not made a way for me to search who specifically viewed my story. this scrolling is degrading. let me search by His Name

asking “are you there god?” to make sure the coast is clear. commence godless behavior

i have more talent in my BIG TOE! than i do in all the smaller toes next to it. no im not going to show you. dan schneider??? Keep scrolling

is that a snickers bar in your pocket 😏 or is your peenits just all melted and horrible