ugh

every time I buy oatmeal I’m like “now what? I’m just a person who eats oatmeal???”

I hate planners that have journal stuff built in.. like how dare you ask me to plan my day AND ALSO reflect on it????

This is a deeply disturbing response from the Biden administration to historic student anti-war protests.

everyone should get of Twitter and go have sex

I HAVE BEEN WAITING AND WAITING TO WEAR THIS FIT!
PRINCESS DIANA MORE LIKE PRINCESS VIRGINIA !!
IM GOING ON A WALK!!!

Whenever I see a girl in some random guys dating profile I’m like “who is she!!!!”

I’m good at keeping secrets but you do have to explicitly tell me “this is a secret” or I consider it fair game

Tonight at two-stepping night one of the really good two-steppers asked me to dance and I did ok!