gay dog or thot daughter?

wait…did i miss summer trying to find her dad or is this an editing thing? #SummerHouseMV

he said it’s me or degrassi

i, for one, love getting drunk in front of kids so it’s a no for me

whole lot of pregnancy going around these days, be safe, wear a mask (condom)

If protestors shut down the freeway and made me late to work, I couldn't imagine feeling anything but ecstatic that I have a legitimate excuse for being late to work.

You *want* to go to work? Fucking cornball.

i think a lot of people have taken “my trauma makes me funny” a little too literally

buddy learned everything he knows about posing by cycling through outfit choices on The Sims

like i’m dining alone, spill the tea!

what’s the most boring conversation you’ve ever overheard? i’ll start: the people next to me at this restaurant are taking about their favorite salads

bisexual representation

i just know that travis kelce still thinks chuck norris jokes are funny

the way that people talk with their hands on tiktok is really specific but i can’t really explain it, i haven’t got the words