
Eternal Samnation
@portmanteauface
Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
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https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3A%40portmanteauface%20exclude%3Areplies&src=typed_query&f=live 19-01-2019 01:43:45
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@nikimarinis
Weird Girl🔮Co-host of @LyricalCrimes podcast 🎤 Writer of dating & relationship comedy gold 💋📝 “You’re a Gen-X wet dream” - @MickeyBlowtorch
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@riotgrlerin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • subscribe •
ADHDean
@adhdeanasl
BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
Adam Sharp
@adamcsharp
1. Writer 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (geni.us/yDxa)
KenyonJohn 🥸
@kenyonjohn
Sufferable but it's close
mike☺︎
@philipjfried
extremely normal | m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
Terri Paella Piñata
@terrip38
Gen X latchkey kid. Caution: Alleged jokes ahead.
Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969
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adam
@burgerkrang
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David Burge
@iowahawkblog
Karma's janitor
ProfessionallySteven
@jabberwockysr
I used to be Steve. Oh well, had a good run.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@bob_janke
Non-Attorney Spokesman I write this for fun deceiverjr.blogspot.com I know who DB Cooper is
Dan Regan
@danregan_comedy
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Matty
@bestestname
Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Just Bill
@williamader
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Catherine
@6_speedmomma
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@wildethingy
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@verybadllama
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The Fat Pirate
@bri4nfelix
EMS RN. wannabe comedian.
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@theboydp
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@fuckyouiquit
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@wifeeyesignal
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@itmegreggy
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@gullyvuhr
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@bobhellertees
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@ifindretards_2
I find retards and don’t promote memecoins.
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@peteggriffin
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@annehatfieldvo
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Midge
@mxmclain
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@etbeeegood
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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@smileitsfree44
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@fredtaming
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@benedictsred
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@advilbhargava
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@highmay29
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@svnsxty
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@bankofskol2
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@thereairobg
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@difficultpatty
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@duchess_banana
In a love/hate relationship with Baltimore sports. Distributing the finest word vomit since 2019. Not interested. @VancityReynolds liked one of my tweets once.
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@granitedhuine
The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.
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@rn_murse
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@juliepafoofnic
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@e_jailed
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@crankytits
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@lordoffuckery
I'm not part of the problem, I'm the whole mother fucking problem.
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@roastmalone_
no milk will EVER be our milk.
Tweet to the Void
@tweettothevoid2
All conservatives are subhuman filth, they do not qualify as human. Pan 🏳️🌈 (he/him) Actually autistic. Geeky af. BLM ACAB Header by @RiotGrlErin
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@blastzonepod
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@diydisclosure
visual/recording artist, feature film director (ascension 2019, 10 best pic awards) philosophy, ufology, futurology
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@imcuriouscoyote
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All The Right Movies
@atrightmovies
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@cactuscali1991
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@thatsmelltho
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@bulgariansaw
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@scrumble_eggs
PRONOUNS | Verified against my will | bsky: scrumble-eggs | alt: @oeufs_brouilles | tips: paypal.com/paypalme/scrum…
Not-so-slick Rick
@realisticrick85
Freckles Appreciation Account. Made of star stuff and sarcasm. I don't think like a normal person. Incorrigible. Pretty in the pants.
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@1dcphoto
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Tommy “2 Beers” McCallister
@tommy_2_beers
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@captrawrpants
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@shortzenfilms
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@jlestos
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@grabnpuss
Independent Contractor
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@michimama75

SneezingWithWetMascara
@wetmascara
Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: twitter.com/search?q=from%… Recent Tweets in Link Below.
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@stevejayjacklyn
49/M/🇨🇦 📺Ed O’Neill fan: Married with Children. Modern Family. 🌎At the 100th Meridian ☕️ ko-fi.com/stev3
MermAndy
@iammermandy
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