Hillary was crazy for this tweet

😂😂😂

I mean free the titty is a sex uniting belief.

Can we agree when this is all over that there’s no tolerating the GOP whining about the deficit ever-fucking-again?

Yes, men.

Watch this montage of Dollar Store Johnny Bravo shopping

This day keeps prodding me, but since I haven’t sleep in over 24 hours, I’m too exhausted to react. Little victories.

Oh you like older guys? I just found a butterscotch in my pocket.

Same reason they are more charitable. They understand the struggle.

I'm on the naughty list because of my friends anal problems. Dollar Store Johnny Bravo or JustElliot oraybe M 🪄 this bout one of you

Sometimes we just gotta accept our failings.

Getting out of bed is the worst part of my day

When head isn't ok sometimes need a break. So you all behave yourselves or don't.

Can I put 'will to live' on my Christmas list?

My coworker always calls me a brat. One day, without thinking, I said, "You should see me in the bedroom then." We just stared at each other for a minute and then I walked away

Stitching up holes in my converse like I’m broke but adding books to my wish list like I’m a millionaire

Someone said happy international men's day to me and I reminded them we got 365 of them because patriarchy.

Before you oomf at me, please know I am a retired hot girl.

Well then. I guess I'll set up the baby registry tomorrow.