Mommy Cusses
@mommy_cusses
A domestic hot mess. Author. Social Media Manager @pnmag
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http://linktr.ee/mommycusses 13-11-2013 10:09:10
20,8K Tweets
26,3K Followers
2,8K Following
Simon Holland
@simoncholland
My wife bought low sodium bacon and now I know what it means when someone says they love you but aren’t IN LOVE with you.
Jessie
@mommajessiec
*awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
The Dad
@thedad
Welcome to the club. 🔥 https://t.co/E3irT7D7mM 🏆 https://t.co/EFPhC0SEeE 🎮 @thedadgaming
Lady Lawya
@Parkerlawyer
divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5CW4O
Marcy G
@BunAndLeggings
parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
That Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
Mommy Owl
@Mommy__Owl
Ex-netflix. Former Victorian Literature Professor. @UCBerkeley Alum.
SpacedMom
@copymama
Writer of freelance copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. / Header by the talented @mommy_cusses
Snarky Mommy
@SnarkyMommy78
enjoying every moment
One Awkward Mom
@oneawkwardmom
wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj
Dan Regan
@DanRegan_Comedy
Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Lurkin' Mom
@LurkAtHomeMom
satire/comedy writer https://t.co/X0zIWhJ1tJ
Burning Mom ⚡️
@MomOnFire
Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
I Hide From My Kids
@IHideFromMyKids
freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
Taj Herzer-Baptiste
@TacomaTaj
EMT ➡️ Firefighter Paramedic and NP | Urbanist Environmentalist | Progressive | @SoliAlpert | @Kate4Berkeley | @Ana4Berkeley
Nicole Davis
@wifemomcpa100
Wife to 1, mom to 5 & CPA to many | Speaker | Coach | I share my journey of being a firm owner with the hubs & 5 children | Forbes Top 200 CPAs | #WomenTalking
GirlNextDoor157
@girlnextdoor157
just your regular 40+ MILF next door…
Tattletale Times
@TattletaleTimes
Your go-to source for hilarious satire news on the chaotic world of parenting. https://t.co/pFbpZ6Lfd1
Royal3ok
@CrownRoyal3ok
I'm not a jealous guy.
Yasin
@Konyayasin34
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AhmedBashir
@da_beshoo
Our hearts know the truth. Let's not ignore their voices. Opinions are my own and don't represent any organization.
Lost Panda 🐼 ◼️◻️ 🦡
@Retrawiz
This panda would just like to nap now... 🐼😷⚽️
c.r.q
@ccrene1
weekly Anne Will gif project since 2019. click on the #annewillgif to see more. Sorry her programme aired its last episode Dec 2023. No more new gifs I guess…
Bg Bang
@BgBang007
HunnyHiive
@HunnyHiive
Tasks of Parenting is WILD FYI you're not alone on the journey.
Hapless Husband
@dade_senior
Naïve American
@nahdude83
Life is a highway and there certainly are a lot of wrong-way drivers.
Crab Mudgeon
@crabmudgeon
Social media group therapy. It's cheaper than a shrink.
sup
@sup60949794
Sams islam
@samsilsam599
Darren Scott
@DazzaSkot
Mr. Courtney
@CourtneyGraber1
Hoosier. Lawn Care Nut. Servant of Jesus Christ, who is the solution to all the world’s problems.
Soni
@Soni117
Vᴇʀʏ ғᴇᴡ ᴏғ ᴜs ᴀʀᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴇᴇᴍ.✨♑️
アルト/ Moz
@beethovooon
dog-lover / 🇺🇸 / 英語 / 日本語 / クラシック音楽が好きです / 自分のヘアスタイルに満足した事が一度もありません / 外見は可愛い系、中はハードコアなオタク /sweet on the outside but I'm a hardcore otaku-nerd on the inside
T Camp17
@Camp17T
Patty-Anne Cahill
@anne_patty39377
Funny Medicine Podcast 🩺💉🦠🎙️
@FunnyMedPodcast
Medicine but make it funny #FunnyMedicinePodcast #medtwitter #meded #comedy
Shan Walt
@shaniwalt23
aster and rose
@asterandrose21
Mariah Calkins
@BaconWrappedEmu
existential angst is bliss
@IsExistential68
Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. Jean-Paul Sartre 📚High School English teacher 🤘
Clare Casey
@ClareCasey14
KNOWHEN®
@Knowhen
The #1 advanced saliva ovulation test in the US with a #fertility monitor app for tracking. Accurately and naturally answers...Could I get pregnant today?
Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Kids Books
@KidsBooksio
Our books focus on Nurturing Love, Strengthening Bonds & Fostering Moral Values in Children, accessible to all, amidst a World Defined by Detachment.
Sunshine
@Sunshine89998
Hakuna Matata
Kim Shaw
@KimKmarsh
Shane
@Shane70485651
The River
@LandscapedIt
Proverbs 1:7 KJV The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
Alison Bonaguro
@alisonbonaguro
Formerly verified 123okIjustpoppedabean
@123okIjustpopp1
bts parkjimin
@BtaPark3262
Jim Lorenzen
@jim_lorenzen
Teacher and coach at Rossford High School.
Neat as a Pin
@NeatasaPin
Mother, Wife, Professional Organizer, Fact Junkie, Helper, Writer, Speaker, Entertainer, Friend to All
book
@Mir289406
David Sievers
@prothetcuhydi
Cuticle Mink Bundles Wholesale/Retail|12 Years Hair Weave Provider No Mix Shedding Free
Darling Allure
@DarlingAllure
robin
@attibelle
[email protected]
@loriahogan23
นัทพร สอนมาดี
@nattaponsonde
Heiko Lindauer
@heikohans61
lamiae cherradi
@Lamiaecherradi
In a different league
Pops
@ThisFknGuyPops
Karilyn Kempton
@Karilyn
mountain fun haver. #toastietwitter