Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal )

Henpecked Hal

Bio Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.

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Account created 25-08-2015 01:06:17
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Twitter for iPhone : My four year old has decided that she hates pumpkin stems. Having her pumpkin's stem removed is not enough--she doesn't want to see any pumpkins with a stem, anywhere. This should be an easy couple of weeks.

Twitter for iPhone : Reasons my kids couldn't get in bed this week:
- teeth still wet from brushing
- curious about the ingredients in dinner
- bed too hot, pillow too cold
- just need to check something real quick
- not feeling the water cup I chose
- might have to peepee after all

How about yours?

Twitter for iPhone : Reasons my kids couldn't get in bed this week:
- teeth still wet from brushing
- curious about the ingredients in dinner
- bed too hot, pillow too cold
- just need to check something real quick
- not feeling the water cup I chose
- might have to peepee after all

How about yours?

Twitter for iPhone : My four year old has decided that she hates pumpkin stems. Having her pumpkin's stem removed is not enough--she doesn't want to see any pumpkins with a stem, anywhere. This should be an easy couple of weeks.

Twitter for iPhone : Being a first time mom feels like the first day of school, you have all your supplies, you’re equal parts nervous and excited.

Being a second time mom feels like the last day of school, you forgot your whole backpack and as long as you make it through the day it’s a win.