Fruits of Motherhood
@lindafruits
This is the Fruits of Motherhood test kitchen. No filter.
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https://linktr.ee/fruitsofmotherhood 17-05-2019 11:29:49
2,1K Tweets
2,3K Followers
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The Dad
@thedad
Welcome to the club. ๐ฅ https://t.co/E3irT7D7mM ๐ https://t.co/EFPhC0SEeE ๐ฎ @thedadgaming
Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5CW4O
SpacedMom
@copymama
Writer of freelance copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. / Header by the talented @mommy_cusses
Becky Vieira | Witty Otter
@wittyotter_
Author, Enough About the Baby, available now! @UnionSqAndCo โข Wearing mom jeans since 2016 โข Writer @scarymommy @babycenter more โข Eichler living โข
Mommy Cusses
@mommy_cusses
A domestic hot mess. Author. Social Media Manager @pnmag https://t.co/xmC8SoY3sj
Heather Jackson Literary Agency
@HJ_Lit
The Heather Jackson Literary Agency. Author focused. Idea driven. Small, but powerful. Books help light the way.
KenzO
@koshiz
Fiercely Iowan. Iโm a mom with dad jokes and I donโt care how you load the dishwasher.
Drayne โYour C*ckโ Johnson
@DrayneYCJohnson
Over-werked and under-gayed. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ๐ท๐บ๐ธ.he/she
No Idea: Daddy Blog
@byclintedwards
Author of the Screen Time column hosted by Netflix. 2021 dad blogger of the year. Seen on the NYT, WashPost, Parents, People, GMA, Todayโฆ Bestselling author.
sellthehusband
@sellthehusband
Just a wife who considers selling her husband multiple times a day. Iโm not alone right?
dunnykz
@dunnykz
I was always the class clown now Iโm just a regular clown
Robert Knop
@FatherWithTwins
Big fan of my twin teen boys and my wife. As seen on: @HuffPostParents, @mashable, @parentsmagazine, @BuzzFeed, @TODAYshow. Insta and FB: @Fatherwithtwins
Mom.Whine.Repeat
@MomWhineRepeat
โขBoy Mom๐ฆ๐ฆ โขBlogger/Content Creator ๐ค โขSometimes I sell cool stuff
parentingOMG.WTF
@parentingomgwtf
an introvert who grew a lot of humans and is suddenly stuck at home with them most of the time...
mommy.meds
@mommymeds_
itโs always sunnier on Instagram โ๏ธ mommy.meds ๐ https://t.co/KqwXqi070k
Priscilla
@itsPKav
sit-down comedian screaming into the void. https://t.co/Hd9NFOYVRA
The Michelle Dempsey
@MichelleDWrites
Author of Moms Moving On, Podcast Host. Co-Parenting/Divorce Coach // As seen in @usweekly @scarymommy @parents @huffpost @forbes
Anxious Moms
@anxiousmoms
Seasoned overthinker. Working mom of 3. Married. Writer. Designer. Just remembered Twitter was a platform. https://t.co/HajoNGNobr
Mom Group Dropout
@mgd_unfiltered
Always Unfiltered โข Often Nostalgic โข Mental Health Advocateโ๐ป๐ค This is just a pit stop- my home is over on IG!
thequestionablemom
@questionablem0m
I lost my patience when I lost my bladder control, a mom memoir
Jonโs โ The Mind of a Dad
@TheMindOfADad
Saying Out Loud The Things That Go Through A Dadโs Head. Instagram- @TheMindOfADad
realtoughdad
@realtoughdad
Just a stay-at-home TOUGH Dad (ToddlersOfUnfortunate GroinHeight) rocking 3 kids (9, 7, 5) & a hot wife. Go Liverpool! (also on IG @realtoughdad)
Madmommies
@Madmommies2
thoughts from mad mommies
HoneyMustardMama
@HoneyMustardMa
Booboo kisser, Fruit snack opener, Fellow human encourager, General life enthusiast. Follow me on IG: HoneyMustardMama
Go Ask Your Dad
@_goaskyourdad_
Wife, but not the trophy kind. Mom and designated babysitter to 4. SAHM, ER nurse. Follow me on IG too!
The Hidden Snacks Mama
@hiddensnacksma
๐จ๐ฆ Snacks taste better when they come out of hiding ๐คซ Mom of 3 Tweet muses ๐ฃ
Trophy Ex Wife
@LauraHa60156139
Wash your hands. Eat vegetables. Think dirty. Be considerate. Read books, esp banned. Thank nurses, teachers, waitresses. Wear a mask if it's germy out.
The Spicy Disaster Mama
@spicydisasterma
just a spicy bitch tweeting the good the bad & the ugly ~ wiping asses since 2016 ~ raccoon whisperer
Your Everyday Ellen ๐
@youreverydayLN
getting through everyday the Ellen way (she/they) https://t.co/sPw6MLTcej
Jenn LoVe
@jennlouiseloves
whatever it takesโฆ
Sir Castic
@SirCasticDad42
I'm serious and don't call me Shirley |๐๐ป| Browncoat | ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ Fanatic https://t.co/1UhgYFL3Sb
Cathenia
@oopstastik
Tougher than adamantium nails and twice as sharp. Personal assistant and chicken lady by day. Digital artist, writer, and oxford comma vigilante by night.
Pasta Fazool
@chrisdowning
my tweets: https://t.co/99Q1ViKGia
Lovely๐Dovelyโข
@lovelyy_dove
https://t.co/NsHpOMaPvO
Tales of a Waffle House Server.
@AutisticDad23
My Nanna's Tupperware dishes are insured. https://t.co/vQlU6tmbqj
Stacey Eastoe
@StaceyEastoe
Failed country singer, aspiring comedian. Fortunately, I'm incredibly talented at drawing stick figure animals.
Jack D
@sharpular
caught in time
The Magnitude of Margaretude, MPH
@Bollingmargaret
Visit my faves and you will have an opportunity to bask in the sweetness of The Magnitude of Margaretude: https://t.co/uUFGS8gLXQ
Boss B.
@anerdonfire2
My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Chincha
@chincha33
I think I've finally gotten rid of my need for another *if I had a hammer* tweet (This is all lies!)
๐ด. ๐น๐พ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฑ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ
@VoidViber
Wubba lubba dub dub.
MichaelTrying
@MichaelTrying
Perfecting the art of minding my own business. Nodding when crazy people talk is not endorsement.
Courtney Rundell
@courtrundell
I have great disdain for the Oxford comma. https://t.co/rCDixklHL9
The Deducers ๐
@TheDeducers
Iโm a terrific guy. https://t.co/5PzVa3Fti3โฆ
Annie the Nanny
@AnnietheNanny1
Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.
Stacey
@skittle624
Always in a NY state of mind. Peace, love, rescue. https://t.co/UecKSixt4X
sophielou
@sophielou
Easily amused librarian.
20th Century Fox
@imabbylouise
Self-deprecation at its worst
Fayresque
@fayresque
Bagged milk is my thing. Politically indirect.
๐Curly๐
@curlymalloy
I dated Mel Brooks... But he probably doesn't rememberโฆ Heโs old!!! https://t.co/A7GZHT5PEu
She might have
@SheMightHave