If being imperfect, honest, breaking cycles and advocating for mom’s mental health is wrong, I certainly don’t want to be right.

I'm gonna tell my kids Valentine's
Day is about loving yourself.

Taking kids on a vacation is like having double the work, double the stress and half the sleep, but somehow it’s worth it every time.

I’m just going to say it, motherhood does not fulfill me. That doesn’t mean I don’t love my children. It means that this was more mentally and physically draining than I ever thought it would be.

Does your house look like lego playdoh random shoe science project tornado ripped through your house over the weekend? Because, same.

Moms know you have to start getting ready super early only to still be 10 minutes late.

Sometimes I need a break so bad I don’t think twice about leaving the kids and other times I know I need a break but I also don’t want to miss a thing. Both are normal.

I’m going to cut out the middle man and just throw my kid’s dinner after I make it directly in the trash.

I promise it won’t be like this forever. That not only will they change, so will you. You’ll learn to let go and they will too and it will be the frustratingly beautiful experience.

I would like to confirm it is possible to have a meltdown free weekend, it only took 6 years.

Being a mom is wild, I love these kids with all my heart and would do anything for them but if they touch me more time I might have a mental breakdown.

Pro-mom-tip: cry in the shower so you don’t need to wipe your face and when (not if) your kids barge in, your tears and will be disguised.

I see your terrible twos and raise you, fucking fives.

Fucking fives.

Pro-tip: cry in the shower so you don’t need to wipe your face.

When your kid says he wants to be an Amazon driver when he grows up so he can see you every day.

The hardest part of motherhood for me is keeping my own big feelings inside while my little ones are having trouble doing the same.

Don’t let anyone tell you which phase of raising children is the hardest. It’s all hard, but especially the one you’re going through right now mama.

Mondays are the new Fridays for moms, iykyk.

Motherhood is packing snacks, drinks and a change of clothes for your kids while you are hungry, dehydrated and could probably use a change of clothes too.