music on, world off

If she calls you by your first, middle and last name… you’re gonna have a bad time.

I dont wanna hope for the best, i wanna hope for what i want

Life is short. Go ahead and dance to that Hall & Oates song in the grocery store. You know you want to

implications, accusations, and consequences.

We all only have one life, so waste it the way you want.

take care of yourself, we need you

Kids today will never do fun things like mistake the remote for phone when drunk.

My toxic trait is starting conversations with the phrase this is an observation not a complaint.

Sometimes the good things show up out of nowhere too

Teardrop tattoos but for bags of Doritos I’ve killed

You can heal from the same thing more than once.

Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life

If someone ghosts u, respect the dead & move on.

I miss the old me sometimes, but the new me slaps me silly for it.

I’m eating grapenuts… on purpose.

You're truly at peace with yourself when you mind your own business.

Real introverts cut their own hair to avoid small talk at the salon

don’t complain when you are fined for farting, it’s harming the environment

sometimes i tell myself “jessica you need to stop drinking” but then i remember my name isn’t jessica