How many Trans would Hamas behead, if Hamas could behead Trans ?

All of them

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My point always makes a lot more sense before I try to explain it.

In marriage you need a transition period. You know, where you hide some of the old stuff he’s been hoarding for a bit before you throw it out.

My favorite song is all of them except the ones I don't like.

Will you PLEASE stop reminding me? I'm not going to forget!

-Me, right before I forget

I have a pretty big ass, so when I half-ass something you’re still getting something.

More people should learn the art of fucking off

For some, being ignored is worse than being told off.

Twitter went from everyone pushing each other on mood swings to pushing each other off cliffs really fast.

I don't know who needs to hear this but no matter the cards you're dealt, strive to not give up on good.

Life was once a string of awkward silences but then I got a kazoo

It’s hard to avoid stupid people because they’re everywhere.

Woke up thinking it was Saturday. So no, I don't care about your problems

Depression in midlife is like 'what if I took a nap on the floor'

married people out here flirting like they didn't ruin their one chance at happiness.

I'm single by choice!

My husband: I'm right here!

The problem with no longer being in your twenties is forgetting that you are no longer in your twenties

Relationship status : Taken (for granted)

If they hate chocolate can you even trust them?

Pussy so tight he quit asking for anal

Yeah I said it 😂