Etsy making all my dreams come true

4 out of 5 Sleepologists recommend microdosing hibernation. The other one is a bear.

72 different muscles are used during speech. That's why I prefer to remain silent!!

I’ve peed 800 times today what is this witchcraft

Is it too early for a finger or three of Whiskey?

Asking for me.

it’s so important to be at least a little bit gay

Don't jinx yourself.

4am birds woke their friends up for the 5am ensemble

I had to Google that.

~ me flirting

yeah

Say goodbye to back pain with this one simple step. Get hit by a train.

When you grow up with a monster in your life, you don’t recognize that not everyone has a monster.

In nature I find
The endless moment

#Poetry

i wish society was more about encouraging men to open up about their feelings and what’s troubling them than making them feel they need to suppress them and deal with them in silence

Good morning my people 🫶🏽

Sunset ray of lights 🌟

Snoozefest is short for Snooze World’s Intergalactic Naptime Representation Festival

Chat, my hormones are going insane today. You’ve all been warned.

When you think about it, everything we have is on loan, except one's soul.